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K. Mulroney

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Ouch
by K. Mulroney

Sunday, June 14, 2009
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Just for fun! First time I ever entered a rhyming poetry contest ( limerick) and I won. Go figure! That's my oldest Rottie's picture. He only sat still for this pic because I was holding a milk bone (and he's a ham).



There once was a puppy named Rottie.
Who was locked in, but had to go potty.


So, he climbed on the toilet,
But fell off and spoiled it.



Now on his big head is a knotty!

 

By: K. Mulroney

Image by: K. Mulroney. Introducing my Rottie puppy – Halas.

 

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Reviewed by Elizabeth Price 9/12/2009
Funny. Liz
Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw) 6/15/2009
Hi K, Don't know if Ed should see this... is Halas friends with Rufuz? I guess we'll find out, eh? Keep Rottie safe... ;)

In Spirit,
Bear
Reviewed by George Thompson 6/15/2009
Funny limerick! Your rottie looks good in a bonnet, perhaps you could even write a sonnet!

George
Reviewed by Cindy Tuttle 6/14/2009
That's a cute limerick. i really liked that. The dog is cute to.

With Love,
Cindy
Reviewed by L. Figgins 6/14/2009
Clever limerick(congrats on the win)Kim! Ah, look at him...

Lin
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 6/14/2009
Aren't our muttlies an endless source of amusement? And Joy. We had a dog that cost us $200 for a "stubbed toe" once. All we could do was shake our head...and tell the story for years. Fun stuff. Patrick
Reviewed by John Flanagan 6/14/2009
Nice one, Kim, love it, and a great pic of poor ole' Rottie.
John
Reviewed by Elizabeth Russo 6/14/2009
Ha ha ... pure entertainment! I loved it! Gave me a big ol' smile this day (great picture and background info, as well). Congrat's on your win! ~Elizabeth :)
Reviewed by Felix Perry 6/14/2009
Too cute both the picture and poem.

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Reviewed by E T Waldron 6/14/2009
You should win just for thinking of the topic;-)This is great Hottie is adorable with that bandage on,such an expression,perfect!Well deserved win KM

Love,
ET
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 6/14/2009
Aww, poor Rottie! Give that great big ole baby a (((HUG))) from me. That is too cute, piccy and winning write, well done, K!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Dallas D'Angelo-Gary 6/14/2009
This is precious ... so is the picture. I've never seen a rottie with a bow before.



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