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Gastritis
by Elizabeth A. Price

Thursday, April 17, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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gas prices are ridiculous...

Gastritis

 

Gas painfully high

Pump stations, I try to pass

Prices fixed, I think

 

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Reviewed by Dawn Anderson 5/8/2008
Soooo clever!
Reviewed by Leann Marshall 4/25/2008
This kind of gastritis won't succumb to Nexium.
(Is that what it is?)
Good write, Elizabeth.
Reviewed by Axilea MU 4/20/2008
Great humor in this one. Lovely concision.

Axilea
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks 4/19/2008
How apropos, your clever word-play! I'd laugh if my wallet wasn't pinching...
~~ Micke
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 4/19/2008
Think we are all getting a little gastritis these days, well said. Maybe I should go back to riding horses.....

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 4/19/2008
Down to earth and up to date haiku...great...ed
Reviewed by xxxxxxx cccccc 4/18/2008
Well thought of! Funny but ... serious.
Reviewed by Sheila Roy 4/18/2008
Gas providers really have us by the you-know-whats, even if we don't have a set. We have no choice in the matter. We have to get to work. With prices so high, taking a drive just for fun isn't very realistic anymore. My hubby and I used to love going further north in NH to take in the fall foliage. Great poem, Liz! A good reflection of the times we live in! Love and Hugs:)
Sheila
Reviewed by Lavendar Jazz 4/17/2008
This was really cute... #3.45 in NC and I am hating it.
Reviewed by Cryssa C 4/17/2008
Ha, ha, ha... Love the title and the double meaning!
Cryssa
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 4/17/2008
Very good indeed...hugssssss
Reviewed by Felix Perry 4/17/2008
Yea it is a bitch, especially with summer and the nice weather coming.
Fee
Reviewed by Mary Coe 4/17/2008
Love your title. High gas price is a huge problem to all of us. An excellent write. Loved the read.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 4/17/2008
Excellent! Good to see you poesting!...ET
Reviewed by richard cederberg 4/17/2008
OMG ... I paid four dollars a gallon at the beginning of this week. We're all gettin screwed with this. Welcome back!
Richard
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart 4/17/2008
I think you are right.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 4/17/2008
You think? Psst! Me too . . .
Reviewed by Deborah Munson (Reader) 4/17/2008
What a cute take on "Gastritis" Inflammation of Gas Prices...he he he........glad you found me so I could find you! Cheers, Deborah
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 4/17/2008
OWTCH! Already have a pain in the neck (pinched nerve) and now I gotta pass rock hard prices outta where?!?? LOL TOO MUCH!!!!!!!! Well said, Elizabeth.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :(
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 4/17/2008
Gastritis is right!! SHEESHAMIGHTY!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(
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