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Marylou and Her Tru Luv #2
by Elizabeth A. Price
Tuesday, February 03, 2009
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Marylou is on a roll...


 

Marylou and Her Tru Luv #2
 
 
Got rid of de biter
I traded him in
I got tired of lookin
At his teethless grin
 
So back on de market
I took de plunge
Really just lookin fer some fun
Came up with a tru luv
I’m certain dis time
I just got to look beyon the grime
 
Jimmy’s de dishwasher where I dine
He’s an artest at werk fer sure
His hands is dirty
After makin dem pots and pans pure
So good riddence to de biter
It’s fer Jimmy I got de shine
 

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Reviewed by OnepoetGem * 2/15/2009
very interesting and commical liz
Reviewed by Romantic Poetess Victoria L. McColley 2/12/2009
ya'all know I carn't help it
I gotz to be readin these lines of yurz
I'cun appreciate a gal with a say-ense of humor!

Peace, Love & Poetry!!
Vickie :)
Reviewed by Dawn Wilson 2/11/2009
Another fun read!
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 2/7/2009
I appreciate your sense of humor, Liz. I do hope Jimmy is the right one (LOL). Love and best wishes to you,

Regis
Reviewed by Jerry Engler 2/6/2009
Ah ha, so you didn't marry the first one. Interesting allegory that you got de shine since it made me think of you and Jimmy side by side looking at your reflections in a plate. Nice fun----Jerry
Reviewed by Sheila Roy 2/6/2009
Excellent show of humor, Liz. Great job:)
Sheila
Reviewed by Cryssa C 2/4/2009
At least her dishes will be clean! hee, hee...
Cryssa
Reviewed by Sandie May Angel-Joyce 2/3/2009
Well, guess you think the dishwasher might be better than the biter??

Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by Felix Perry 2/3/2009
Hmnnn I think Marylou has definate committment issues, I mean giving up the biter for a dish washer... what's next a sanitation engineer? LOL

hugs
Fee
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 2/3/2009
I love Marylou. :) More, please, Elizabeth!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by John Flanagan 2/3/2009
Great sense of humour, Elizabeth, a poem that raises a laugh and truly lifts the spirits. Thank you.
John
Reviewed by Christine Alwin 2/3/2009
..:) Very entertaining and fun to read!
Reviewed by Kate Burnside 2/3/2009
does he do the laundry too?! :)) mmm... soft hands... nice! :)) And he can catch his own reflection in your love, Liz! xx
Reviewed by Robert Sheridan 2/3/2009
Liz~!

A well-defined and very humorous penning - first rate!!


Hugs,

Lance
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 2/3/2009
What a wonderful sense of humor and how well this tale is expressed....

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Bonnie May 2/3/2009
AND DES WRITE DOES SHINE...SO WELL DONE WITH HUMOR AND WIT...FANTASTIC WRITE ELIZEBETH...LOVE AND HUGS, BONNIE


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