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Mary Lou's Filosofy of Halloooween
by Elizabeth A. Price
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Rated "G" by the Author.
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My alter ego had to have her say...


Mary Lou’s Filosofy of Halloooween
Valentine’s Day were a bust
Left dat greasy guy in de dust
Den I started playin’ de field
But very lil’ did it yield
So Halloooween time fer ghost an goblins
Children’s screams an horrors drop in
Witches fly on dis night
Tricks an treats be my fight
Grab dem boys one at a time
Just whoever gives a shine
No worries. No cares.
I be de one who scares
Let de vampires an devils rule de night
I be de one biting fer delight
After delight all night
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Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse 11/14/2009
and what do you do after you grab dem boyz?
I likes yur alter ego :)
Peace & Happy Trails of Delight :)
Reviewed by Jerry Engler 11/12/2009
That was rollicking good fun, gave me a delightful bite-full I didn't know I was getting. Sorry I didn't get back to see it sooner.........Jerry
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 11/2/2009
Delightful. all nightfull. Patrick
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart 10/28/2009
Well done, love the dialect
Reviewed by Mary Coe 10/21/2009
Love the humor.
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 10/21/2009
A most apt and timely rhyme, Liz. Thank you for sharing it. Love and best wishes,

Reviewed by Diana Wiles 10/15/2009
Pure atmospheric fun... Love it!!
Hugs, Diana
Reviewed by Sheila Roy 10/15/2009
You're so playful, Liz. Fun to read. Love and Hugs,
Reviewed by Eileen Granfors 10/12/2009
Clever and fun to read, Liz. e
Reviewed by Felix Perry 10/12/2009
Hmnnnn and what do is hers?
Reviewed by E T Waldron 10/11/2009
Liz, you really have halloween in a nutshell! Great work!
Reviewed by John Flanagan 10/11/2009
Nice one, Liz! Clever, witty and charming. Love it!

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 10/11/2009
Great write, Liz, a lot of fun in these lines! Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Christine Alwin 10/11/2009
...very cute Liz!
Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper 10/11/2009
good one Liz de guy, just kidding, check your review, hey I'm a guy!
Reviewed by Kate Burnside 10/11/2009
:))) An alter ego's alternative Valentine, I like it, Liz!! Well, hearts and oozing, gushy red-ness are appropriate to both, so why not?! Give dem bois a second chance... or second chains... see which they prefer! xx

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