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Elizabeth A. Price

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Marylou's Filosofy on Compooters
by Elizabeth A. Price
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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When all about me is going crazy, I get crazier with Marylou. None of the material here is true . It is complete fiction...

 

Marylou’s Filosofy of Compooters
 
 
I got me a compooter laptop
Dat had fallen off de truck
Into the electrical outlet I plugged
It. And den I stop
What to do next? I was stuck.
Maybe dis one was bugged
So I grab it ‘nd shook it up
On the picture was all sorts of stuff
I looked closely at what was dere
Some man’s appendage standing straight up
Scared me out of my wits, I declare
I closed up dat laptop ‘cause I’d had enough
I don’t need to ever again go back dere
 
 
 
 
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Reviewed by Chip Bergeron
Guess you DO have to look a gift horse in the mouth....Computers are the strangest people!!!

Chip Bergeron
Reviewed by Andy Turner
HAHAHA, gives a whole new meaning to -laptop- super fun poem, well done.
Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Naughty, but nice:) lol:)
Sheila
Reviewed by JMS Bell
FANTASTIC! A ROUSING HOWLER! WELL DONE...ELIZABETH AND THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Elizabeth some imagination you have there.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Witty and Clever
indeed of
~Liz~
smarter not to
engage in his lap

Lady Vivian
Reviewed by Susan Bergeron
hot diggity dog! good write...Sue
Reviewed by Elizabeth Russo
Soooooo funny! And seems time-appropriate too! :) ... Loved it, Liz! ~Hugs, Elizabeth
Reviewed by Don Juan Amante
pood Marylou, easily frightened isn't she LOL
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Oh my so cute sweet lady... thanks for making me smile sighhh...take care OK...Hugss,much love
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Laptops can be extremely frightening at times!
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Fiction Schmiction. You need to call CNN right now and add your name to the list!!!!!Patrick
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Which appendage was that, an arm or leg...;-)ed
Reviewed by John Flanagan
Luv da style, da rhymes n da language.
Witty and sharp, Elizabeth.
Yes!

John
Reviewed by Laura Fall
A Cute write well done so humorous indeed a great poem Laura
Reviewed by Joy Hale
Poor little Marylou! Her didn't spect to see no appendage sticking up straight dere there on the puter... wonder if she'll ever get the noive to turn it on again! Very clever, had a good laugh! Well done.

Joy L. Hale
Reviewed by Felix Perry
LOL Cute write and definatley made me smile.
fee
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Weiners everywhere. Drat!
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