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Dear Jolene Hatfield
by Jerry Robards

Wednesday, August 27, 2003

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A lovers reply

Lazy days of summer are dun long gone
We sat in a creek on my pig farm till dawn
Oh the fun; spitting seeds under the stars
Between our toes, pond scum reeks in my barns
I have really liked you from a long time ago
When we were neighbors and friends and so
Hot apple pie we ate in the loft I will miss
Hoping no one would see you and me kiss
Winter is coming soon bringing white snow
If it gets hip deep then your car Iíll tow
A new rabbit coat for you is what Iíll buy
Then a squirrel I will kill and you can fry
Them heavy doors need big strong muscles
Soft winds need your cow-licked hair to tussle
You proved your love by gettin in bar fights
Donít ever take off them hot stretchy tights
Yes it is your warm wet nose I dare to seek
Licking a boar hog is fun but You make me weak
I hope to switch underwear with you some day
If you wash my stinky socks, lots of money Iíll pay
If lovin you is right then I donít want to be wrong
Come on over baby for some milk and Ding-Dongs
Honeysuckle breezes canít dare to compare
Your sweet smell of loveliness I can hardly bare
Watermelon ripens on my vines real quick
Your ripe and you are fine my sweaty love hick
I look upon you as a little white dove and coo
If I break your heart Iíll fix it with some glue
In my big brown cow eyes is a terrible mist
You are the way coolest babe on my love list
Lightly you float around the room and dust
If I donít get you soon baby Iím gonna bust
Youíre just the nicest animal in the barn I see
I would never gut you or hang you in a tree
I want you to smell me; Iím like butter and jam
I will never leave you, not even for a big can of Spam
You taste and smell better than dancin gals in a bar
I can swap my old tractor for a nice used pinto car
I wanted you to know that I really liked you a lot
Please excuse me sweetie I gotta run out to the pot


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