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Living or di(e)ning
by Lynn Barry

Sunday, October 21, 2007
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Furniture moving is confusing...


I get the itch
It's time to switch
Living room
Becomes dining room
Sofa's over there
Table's with its chair
Should I watch TV
Or eat a pear
Am I living
Or dining
Am I starring
In The Shining
Will I ever stop
This stuff
I'll probably
Rearrange coffin dust



 


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Reviewed by D Johnson 10/23/2007
Nice write, Lynn, but when you live in a small (21/2 rooms) apartment, there's not a lot of rearranging to do, thankfully.

Cheers,
Dan
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 10/21/2007
Very cute indeed,love this sweet lady..Hugsssssss
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 10/21/2007
I will be cremated, so their gos the rearranging.
Love your cute little writes cuzz..
x0x0x0x

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo 10/21/2007
You sound like my sister. I'm sure there'll be two of you rearranging the coffin and its dust.

Kathy
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