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Is my face getting smaller
by Lynn Barry

Wednesday, January 16, 2008
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Losing weight...


I try to eat less
And exercise more
Don't buy chips
Lock the fridge door
Not sure what is happening
But something looks queer
My face is getting smaller
But not my rear
  


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Reviewed by Ed Matlack 1/20/2008
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Great laugh thanks, Ed
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 1/16/2008
The face is always first
the butt is always last
You lo0k go0d anyhow you lo0k..
Love ya much
Ron
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