AuthorsDen.com   Join (Free!) | Login  

     Popular! Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry
   Services MarketPlace (Free to post!)
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    eBOOKS new!     BOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    EVENTS    VIDEOS    GOLD    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  Blue Sleighty, iStacey Chillemi, iJeff Ovall, iTonya Kinzer, iByron Edgington, iPhilip Hughes-Luing, iMs Beeds, i

  Home > Humor > Poetry
Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry     

Lynn Barry

· Become a Fan
· Contact me
· Success story
· Books
· Articles
· Poetry
· News
· Stories
· Blog
· 425 Titles
· 2,425 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Aug, 2001

   newsletter

Subscribe to the Lynn Barry Newsletter. Enter your name and email below and click "sign me up!"
Name:
Email:
Lynn Barry, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.

Popular Poetry (Humor)
  1.  A Southern Gentleman...
  2.  Interaction
  3.  The Toilet Seat
  4.  Yupshit
  5.  Halloween is Coming!
  6.  My Ass Is Grass
  7.  Somebody Blinked
  8.  The Smithereens
  9.  A Guitar
  10.  Ah, Shucks
  11.  Updates
  12.  Gary's Ghostly Bar & Grill
  13.  Dillbert Pickle
  14.  A Cool Guy
  15.  What is it with women...?
  16.  Lines
  17.  Nuts
  18.  Valentine's Day
  19.  Dear Santa...
  20.  Pop-Ups



Petroleum Jelly
by Lynn Barry

Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Not rated by the Author.
Share   Print  Save   Become a Fan

Recent poems by Lynn Barry
•  Dumb and Dumber
•  Read the label
•  The Beacon
•  Sleeplessness
•  Disturbing
           >> View all 403

singing the praises of petroleum jelly...


I had a cut on my finger
Petroleum jelly
I had a cut on my finger
Petroleum Jelly
I had a cut on my finger
Slapped some on, no more zinger
Petroleum, petroleum jel-ly

Now if you don't believe me, dear
Petroleum jelly
Now if you don't believe me, dear
Petroleum jelly
Now if you don't believe me, dear
Get some jelly and have no fear
Petroleum, petroleum jel-ly

Rub some in and you will see
Petroleum jelly
Rub some in and you will see
Petroleum jelly
Rub some in and you will see
Your cut go away quic-kl-ly
Petroleum, petroleum jel-ly

Some use it for other stuff
Petroleum jelly
Some use it for other stuff
Petroleum jelly
Some use it for other stuff
But on my cuts it is enough
Petroleum, petroleum jel-ly


Want to review or comment on this poem?
Click here to login!


Need a FREE Reader Membership?
Click here for your Membership!


Reviewed by George Carroll 1/22/2008
Slick as a whistle. LOL
Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten 1/22/2008
If you sing this, they will come! LOL!

hilarious pen, Lynn...
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
Reviewed by Charlie 1/22/2008
Slickin' it up with some jel-ly music. Love it! --Charlie
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 1/22/2008
You sure would be a go0d ad lady person.
Could I eat some of the jelly, would my belly hurt,
should I call 911, or should I do like
my favorite cuzz say and put it on a cut?
I love all yore tips and writing
With much more love than you know
Cuzz Ron
Authors alphabetically: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Featured Authors | New to AuthorsDen? | Add AuthorsDen to your Site
Share AD with your friends | Need Help? | About us


Problem with this page?   Report it to AuthorsDen
AuthorsDen, Inc. All rights reserved.