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Read the label
by Lynn Barry
Sunday, February 03, 2008
Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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Reading labels is a must...

While showering she reached
For the shampoo
She grabbed the Nair instead
While making waffles
She reached for the Pam
But grabbed the Endust
Or so she said
Without her glasses on
She squeezed the toothpaste
It smelled a lot like
Antibacterial cream
She really must read the label
Or wake up from this
Nightmarish dream

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Reviewed by Ed Matlack 2/4/2008
Oh damn, and here I wanted to see a picture of you with no hair...;) e
Reviewed by Axilea MU 2/3/2008
Well, I admit this is not just fiction... It happened to me already! :-o

Nightmarish-ly realistic! ;-)

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 2/3/2008
Hee, hee, I thought I was putting some
orgel in me mouth for a tooth ach and it was
some itch cn cream. Yukeeee..
Loves your work
I put my glasses on and read it
with love
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 2/3/2008
*Laffin' too hard to review; too funny! LOL*
Reviewed by Dawn Anderson 2/3/2008
Cute one. Enjoyed it.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 2/3/2008
Laughing too hard to review--glad I read the warning, here--

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

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