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Read the label by Lynn Barry Sunday, February 03, 2008 Rated "PG13" by the Author. Share Print Save Become a Fan Reading labels is a must...

While showering she reached For the shampoo She grabbed the Nair instead While making waffles She reached for the Pam But grabbed the Endust Or so she said Without her glasses on She squeezed the toothpaste It smelled a lot like Antibacterial cream She really must read the label Or wake up from this Nightmarish dream

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Reviewed by Ed Matlack	2/4/2008

Oh damn, and here I wanted to see a picture of you with no hair...;) e




Reviewed by Axilea MU	2/3/2008

Well, I admit this is not just fiction... It happened to me already! :-o Nightmarish-ly realistic! ;-) axilea




Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson	2/3/2008

Hee, hee, I thought I was putting some orgel in me mouth for a tooth ach and it was some itch cn cream. Yukeeee.. Loves your work I put my glasses on and read it with love Ron




Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado	2/3/2008

Laffin' too hard to review; too funny! LOL




Reviewed by Dawn Anderson	2/3/2008

Cute one. Enjoyed it.




Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner	2/3/2008

Laughing too hard to review--glad I read the warning, here-- (((HUGS))) and love, Karla.