Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating his Christmas pie.
He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum
And said, “What a good boy am I.”
Couch Tater J. Horner sat in a corner
And played with his Christmas PC.
Plugging thumb drive so sloppy, he pushed ‘stead a floppy
And said, “Who's a good yam? 'Tis me.”
Copyright © 2011 by Frank Koerner