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I Yam A Potato
by Frank Koerner

Thursday, December 22, 2011
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I yam possessed all the time
by some nursery rhyme,
seeking new plays on words
involving computer nerds.....


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My thanks to Ron (Sketchman) Axelson for his very artful help.....


                       Then.... 

 

 

 

 

 Little Jack Horner sat in a corner

Eating his Christmas pie.

He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum

And said, “What a good boy am I.”

 

                   Now.....               

 

 Couch Tater J. Horner sat in a corner

And played with his Christmas PC.

Plugging thumb drive so sloppy, he pushed ‘stead a floppy

And said, “Who's a good yam?  'Tis me.”

 

 Copyright © 2011 by Frank Koerner 

 


 

 

 

 

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Reviewed by Evelyn Simon 12/23/2011
This was a cute read. Thanks for the smile you allowed me to achieve :-)
Reviewed by JMS Bell 12/22/2011
YES...TIMES HAVE CERTAINLY CHANGED. BUT I AM THANKFUL THAT GOD HAS NOT CHANGED AT ALL. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...
JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS



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