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Travel For Beginners
by R. S. Williams
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I guess this is just the result of my strange British humor - no offense intended!



Travel For Beginners

If you go to the North Pole
And you can see the South Pole
You might have gone the wrong way.

If you go to New Zealand
And find indian elephants
Just hope they’ve been misplaced.

If you go to Spain
And they don’t speak Spanish
Try Catalan instead.

But if you go to the White House
And find a monkey in a suit
You’re definitely in the right place!

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Thanks for sharing you wit. There's surely nothing wrong with a bit of political humor. Love and peace,

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Lol Spot on, ain't truth a bitch? Under the patriot act you could be sent to Guantanamo Bay for this Lol, where's me orange jump suit? see you there dude.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Thanks for the lesson. Ain't gonna study war no more. Har, har.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Whahahaha...politically correct!!

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