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The Devil Came Down From Terminateville
by Brett Nicholas Moore

Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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I decided to put this in Poetry. I don't know why exactly. Maybe it's the repetition. It's from Tales of Brother Goose.

Lee was the one who came up with the idea. Fred was the one who planned it. Lisa was the one against it. Jeff was the one who paid Greg to execute it. Greg was the one who killed Lee. Mike was the one who concealed the facts. Tom was the one who revealed them. Chris was the one who recovered them. Fred was the one who planned it. Lisa was the one against it. Jeff was the one who paid Greg to execute it. Greg was the one who killed Tom. Lee was the one who came back to life. Greg was the one who gave half the money back to Jeff. Fred was the one who asked Lee why he came up with the idea. The Devil was the one who made him do it.

                       

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Lee and Fred are the ones who became tight with the Devil. The Devil was the one who told them to get rid of Lisa. Fred planned it. Lisa was the one against it. Jeff paid Greg to execute it. Greg was the one who killed Lisa. The police are the ones who caught Greg. Lee and Fred are the ones who denied knowing him. The Devil told Lee and Fred to get rid of Greg. Fred planned it. Jeff was the one who sent money to the jail for Greg. Greg was the one who killed himself. The Devil was the one who started his own vacuum cleaner business. Lee and Fred are the ones who sold them. Mike and Chris are the ones who ran them to different countries and got lost in Mexico. Mike and Chris are the ones who sent a postcard the next week saying, “don’t wait up, we’re dead.” And so continued the Devil, Lee, Jeff, and Fred.

                                                                                   

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The Devil was the one who got caught with an underage goat. Lee and Fred are the ones who covered it up but ran out of money in the process. The Devil was the one who came up with the idea. Fred planned it. Jeff was the one who didn’t have any money to execute it. Lee told Jeff he would execute it for free. Lee was the one who killed Jeff. The Devil was the one who changed himself into a beautiful woman. Lee was the one who asked her out on a date. Fred was the one who asked if he could have the next dance. Lee was the one who told her that Fred was a bastard. Fred was the one who told her that Lee had no penis. The Devil was the one who came up with the idea. Fred was the one who planned it. Lee was the one who accepted it. Lee and Fred are the ones who stood back to back with revolvers in hands and walked ten paces. Lee shot Fred. Fred shot Lee. The Devil was the one who laughed over their dead bodies and lifted his mask. Tom was the one under it. Tom was the one who planned the revenge. Lisa was the one against it.

 

 
 

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Reviewed by Elizabeth Price 7/3/2007
lol. That ole devil. Very entertaining. excellent write. Liz
Reviewed by E. Richardson 6/25/2007
There is a lot going on in this highly creative and entertaining bit of writing.
Recently, I commneted to another poet that prose poems are not easy to do...well that is...but you had little trouble with this piece. It flows along very nicely...has a bit of a bawdy beat to it, very blues like actually. And it tells one damned fine story. Outstanding work here my friend.
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 3/9/2007
A fun read that left me reeling, Brett. Thank you for sharing your creativity. Love and peace to you,

Regis
Reviewed by Lori Moore 3/9/2007
Love it!
Reviewed by Cynthia Borris 3/2/2007
Brett,

I feel like I'm in the middle of a rap song where every word and character is accounted for - beat for beat. Great job. Now my mind must take a rest.

Cynthia
Reviewed by Edwin Larson 3/1/2007
Twisted fun write Brett. I liked this alot...but I'm a bit warped too. :)

Edwin
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 3/1/2007
Yeah I bought my vacuum cleaner off of him..
Dark, kinda had me thinking of The Screwtape Letters...
Reviewed by alejapoet@aol.com Bennett 3/1/2007
Wow this is just splendid. When we write exactly the way we want and how we exactly feel then we all can relate or feel it. it is always an indeed pleasure to read your poetry especially ones with so much meaning and easy to understand. Keep writing and never stop. Love Aleja Bennett.
Reviewed by Frances Lynn 3/1/2007
The title made me want to read this - I found this so mad, I was compelled to read it several times. Brett, your imagination is wild: 'The Devil was the one who got caught with an underage goat' made me hesitate for a second. Had I read this unique line correctly? It could be an alluring song title. The theme of this 'poem' brings the movie, "Unusual Suspect" to mind. Loved this. Totally original and 'out of the box'.

Frances
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 3/1/2007
Geeeeeeeeeee...my head is spinning going... Liza,Lee,Devil,Fred...lol!!

Thank for the gripping read!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Tactfully Naive 3/1/2007
Why on earth did Laurel and Hardy come to mind when I was just getting the grips of this consecutive action. I know, Laurel had said something along the lines of 'He gave it to me to give to you to give it to her to...' In response, James Finlyason did one of his classic double takes 'Doooo!'

Regards
Dai
Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten 3/1/2007
Laugh all, but this is exactly what I have to deal with every DAY! LOL!

Justin said that Elizabeth showed him, but Jeremiah said, he knew all along, because he once saw Kadey and Luke on the computer doing a search on it, but then Joey and Abigail interrupted him while Tamara was babysitting, right around the time when John and Paul were down for the summer...and Sam, Sam is saying, He has no idea, he's staying out of this... and, and LOL!
Very funny penning!
:) Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
Reviewed by K. Mulroney 3/1/2007
LOL! Brett, you have crazies in your head too??? This was GREAT!!!!
Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater 2/28/2007
Excellent Gothic SOAP OPERA! Brett, this needs to be illustrated into a graphic novel! Very unique Who's Who...

Sage
Reviewed by jude forese 2/28/2007
exceptionally creative and well written ...
Reviewed by Jerelyn Craden 2/28/2007
Great big fat FUN!!! Fluid, funny, fresh, ridiculous, playful, highly imaginative, original. Delightful following your lead out of the box, beyond the yellow brick road. Jerelyn
Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury 2/28/2007
Quite a nice bit of word play here.
Reviewed by A PAX 2/28/2007
What a creative write, and such a busy bunch of characters.....like the poney express of evil!!
pax A
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 2/28/2007
Oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...Hugsssssssss ...that damn devil...
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 2/28/2007
Somewhere in the first paragraph I've already lost track of who's who. Too many characters!!!!!

Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by Crissy Foster 2/28/2007
WOW, That was the most confusing thing I have ever read before.
I loved that the devil was behind the whole thing but I must tell you. Satans real name is Adam not Tom and the last I seen him he was headed for Northern washington to find a few more people to exicute his next IDEA. lol
Great story, I loved the flow and the confusion. Like trying to put a puzzle together when half the pieces are gone and the other half are wet and warped not to fit.



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