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Books
• DIARY OF A MAD GEN YER

• Fifi


Short Stories
• HELOS YOU ARE TRULY MY LEFT CEREBRUM

• Omigosh GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE IS BACK

• OMIGOSH I MET THIS MOST AMAZING LADY

• A VISITOR?

• THE LAWS OF ATTRACTION AND REPULSION

• OHHHHHH GREAT LORD AMYGDALA

• ALL HALLOWS EVE, SHAKESPEARE STYLE

• THE OTHER PLANET

• The Great Plain of Magadin

• A DAY AT THE BEACH


Poetry
• DOTH I SAY MY LOVE FOR MY RED CHIHUAHUA

• READ IT FAST

• YOUR TWO FEET

• DOES NOT THOU AT TIMES FEEL LIKE A WEED?

• WHENCE I WAS A CELLULAR THING

• FIGHT

• MY RIGHT BRAIN MY LEFT BRAIN MY CHAKRAS

• The yogi, yoga, and yogurt

• Life and Death

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Events
• NICE PHOTO AT LAST WEEK'S UCLA/LA TIMES EVENT

• SAN DIEGO CHILDREN'S BOOK FESTIVAL

• OMIGOSH DIARY OF A MAD GEN YER HAS COME TO LIFE

• SUMMER SPECIAL AT SMASHWORDS

• MY BLOG TOUR MY 'BLOGE' TOUR

• Orange County Children's Book Festival

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Recent poems by Marcus Dino
DOTH I SAY MY LOVE FOR MY RED CHIHUAHUA
READ IT FAST
YOUR TWO FEET
DOES NOT THOU AT TIMES FEEL LIKE A WEED?
WHENCE I WAS A CELLULAR THING
FIGHT
MY RIGHT BRAIN MY LEFT BRAIN MY CHAKRAS
The yogi, yoga, and yogurt
Life and Death
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A couple of short and sweet poems
by Marcus Dino
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Rated "G" by the Author.

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OHHHH A COUPLE OF SILLY POEMS JUST WALKED INTO MY RIGHT CEREBRUM JUST LIKE YOU KNOW...A CENTIPEDE OR PRAYING MANTIS WILL WALK INTO YOUR HOUSE IF YOU DON'T CLOSE THE DOOR....I NEED TO JOT THE POEMS DOWN BEFORE THEY FLY AWAY.....TEEHEE

F LAROUCHE


I MET A FELLOW FROM JAPAN

WHO SPENT ALL DAY WITH HIS FRYING PAN

HE TOLD ME HE LOVED COOKING SUKIYAKI

I TOLD HIM THAT STUFF TASTES GREAT WITH SAKI SAKI

 

 

I TOLD YOU IT WOULD BE SHORT HERE'S ANOTHER ONE

 

I MET A LADY FROM CHINA

WHO INTRODUCED ME TO HER PET MYNAH

WHEN I TRIED TO MAKE THE BIRD TALK

HE JUST STARED AT ME AND SAID 'GO TAKE A WALK.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




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Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 8/18/2009
Good sense of humor indeed...

Be always safe,
Karen


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