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A couple of short and sweet poems
by Marcus Dino

Sunday, August 16, 2009
Rated "G" by the Author.
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OHHHH A COUPLE OF SILLY POEMS JUST WALKED INTO MY RIGHT CEREBRUM JUST LIKE YOU KNOW...A CENTIPEDE OR PRAYING MANTIS WILL WALK INTO YOUR HOUSE IF YOU DON'T CLOSE THE DOOR....I NEED TO JOT THE POEMS DOWN BEFORE THEY FLY AWAY.....TEEHEE

F LAROUCHE

I MET A FELLOW FROM JAPAN

WHO SPENT ALL DAY WITH HIS FRYING PAN

HE TOLD ME HE LOVED COOKING SUKIYAKI

I TOLD HIM THAT STUFF TASTES GREAT WITH SAKI SAKI

 

 

I TOLD YOU IT WOULD BE SHORT HERE'S ANOTHER ONE

 

I MET A LADY FROM CHINA

WHO INTRODUCED ME TO HER PET MYNAH

WHEN I TRIED TO MAKE THE BIRD TALK

HE JUST STARED AT ME AND SAID 'GO TAKE A WALK.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Reviewed by TeeJay khan 8/1/2010
lol short and funny!
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 8/18/2009
Good sense of humor indeed...

Be always safe,
Karen
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