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Couple of Ditties
by Rusty Daily
Monday, November 20, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Assembly is Required


The snow fell as I desired
So I went to bed and retired
But despite my long prayer
The snowmen weren't there
I guess assembly is required


 


911


Help! I've been robbed by a crook.
He took my money and off he run.
I need to get my telephone book
and look up the number of nine one one.

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Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten 11/20/2006
Two from you and two more for me...These are great!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 11/20/2006
lol....sounds like me putting on my glasses to search for my spectacles....lol!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Carole Mathys 11/20/2006
This is so funny...thanks for the chuckle, I needed one today.

Carole
Reviewed by Todd-Michael St. Pierre 11/20/2006
FUNNY! I love reading you & CJ the most! You have natural talent!
Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader) 11/20/2006
Oh my, this is too good!lol
Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader) 11/20/2006
Rusty is becoming synonmyous with humor. Victor
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 11/20/2006
If you can't find the number of 911, then let me know, I think I have it written down somewhere.

Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by CJ Heck 11/20/2006
These are standout poems, Rusty-friend, and as always, I love your quirky humor.
Loveya,
CJ



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