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Handsome Harry Houlihan
by Rusty Daily

Saturday, November 25, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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I'm Handsome Harry Houlihan
as handsome as I could be.
All the ladies turn their head
just to look at me.

I don't need to primp and preen
my looks are heavenly.
All the women gladly pay
to have a date with me.

Mirrors hang on every wall
and not too far apart.
For every step that I take
I'll see a work of art.

Mirror, Mirror, tell me true
don't I make you sigh?
'Yes indeed, you really do
to see it piled so high.'

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Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten 11/27/2006
Handsome Harry Houlihan Huh? Well, I've seen Art's work and frankly, I'm not impressed!
Too funny!
Love and Peace~
Reviewed by CJ Heck 11/26/2006
LOL, is that what they mean when they say 'wear your boots! We're in for some deep doo doo'? This is wonderful, Rusty-friend. Funny thing is, I've known men who are just like that!
Great poem!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 11/26/2006
THis is what I call!!

If you got it you got it!!

Now don't you crack some hearts okay"Handsome Harry Houlihan!!

Love Tinka :)
Reviewed by William Bonilla 11/25/2006
A funny one Rusty

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 11/25/2006
Yup some of us have just got it..

Nice one Handy Hairy Halloween..
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks 11/25/2006
Would it be appropriate to bring a shovel when we line up? Like, how deep does it get, HHH? LOL

The mirror stuff...thought you were getting kinky...

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader) 11/25/2006
Handson eh? Now there's a queue just in front of your house, all ladies, all a-begging.....Victor
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 11/25/2006
Oh my,great work love that last line LOL..Hugsss

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