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Sassy Skirt
by E T Waldron

Friday, February 15, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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When I saw this bird pic I couldn't
help following through on a thought
that came to mind, I inserted the girl
with pleated skirt, cute isn't she;-)


~*~


Bird to cute sassy girl:


"I bet you think


your pleated skirt


is prettier than mine
 
but you can't fly


like me,  without


showing your behind"



heehee;-)


et-2008


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Reviewed by Ed J. 2/17/2008
Very amusing, wonderful write.

Stay well and keep writing.

Ed
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 2/17/2008
Hear me whistling, you are soaring today! Love! Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by Bonnie May 2/17/2008
Oh you little sassy one, so cute so funny. Love, Bonnie
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 2/17/2008
Sassy.

Ron
Reviewed by Kay P Devenish 2/17/2008
Heee he ee hee ha ha ha,cute and sassy poem.
I love it!
Reviewed by Connie Faust 2/16/2008
The bird shouldn't be such a "smarty pants." His own undergarments are showing! Very cute!

Connie
Reviewed by Jon Willey 2/16/2008
Art, and man, attempting to immitate nature? Clever analogy with a twist of, "I've got you now". I like poetry that causes me to pause and analyze. As Arte Johnson of "Laugh In" fame would say. " Very intersting". Jon Michael Willey
Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill 2/16/2008
hahahahahaha!!! I'd take the ability of flying over being a cutsie thing in a skirt any day.
Loved it, Eileen. This is really funny!
Have a great weekend!
Becca~
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 2/16/2008
I "egret" to inform you, but this is a cute write, Eileen! Love it! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by D Johnson 2/16/2008
eileen, cute...

dan
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 2/16/2008
LOL, Eileen,

God's feathered and furry creatures will always outshine human attempts to dress. :) Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 2/16/2008
Cute indeed Eileen, you got us smiling from ear to ear. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 2/16/2008
Hee, Hee, Indeed!
Reviewed by MaryGrace Patterson 2/16/2008
I really liked this.. Am still smiling....M
Reviewed by Dawn Anderson 2/16/2008
Smiling here...I loved it!
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 2/15/2008
Fly little girl, fly, lets see that behind, just don't tell anyone I said it...;) e
Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater 2/15/2008
Could a lampshade sub for a skirt? Hmmm...I'd sure like to see what's under her skirt...shine the everlovin' Light on me...switch off that lampshade while it's still G-rated, Den Mother...nice to read your humor and occasional sassiness...be well you...

Love Always,
Sage
Reviewed by John Leko 2/15/2008
...as your story unfolds...we see a bird...with a sense of humor.
well done Eileen...
John
Reviewed by Kathy Armijo 2/15/2008
Oh my goodness. Are we of one mind? I just posted Gutsy Wind [before reading yours] - similar thought. Too funny!

God bless you. Kathy
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 2/15/2008
Now that was funny LOL.
Reviewed by Cryssa C 2/15/2008
Ha! Too funny...
Cryssa
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