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A Rebel Cell
by E T Waldron
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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She had a little cell that
liked to play in hell
no matter how she tried
the sicko wouldn't be denied

So all the other cells were
in a state of confusion
for she couldn't restrain their
sister cells delusion, nor could
she rightly explain, this cells
manipulation of her brain

So she engaged in a Jekyll /Hyde
existence, at this one cells
insistance, and she couldn't defend
her actions to friends

It turned her life into a vignette
of a good and evil duet, which had
all her cells in a state of scream
that put her in a world of dream

So,  is it any wonder that this
mad coquette, decided to become
a  wannabe poet!  (like me heehee;-))


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Reviewed by Jon Willey 10/20/2008
I initially envisioned a James Dean, Nokia, in a high tech, high risk, spy game for Sprint -- and all along it was about a certain well known poet -- clever -- peace and love to you -- JMW
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 10/19/2008
This explains everything! And I thought it was the cell [phone] that done it.

Reviewed by Sheila Roy 10/17/2008
A unique poem with an original perspective. Way to imagine!
Reviewed by D Johnson 10/16/2008
Nice write, loved the was all good.l

Reviewed by MaryGrace Patterson 10/16/2008
Definately a different type of poem!........CUTE.....M
Reviewed by A Serviceable Villain 10/15/2008
Hello Eileen,

Your talent is endless . . . bravo!!

Best wishes,

Reviewed by John Flanagan 10/15/2008
imaginative, creative and so self-effacing...and so well written.
Reviewed by Kate Burnside 10/15/2008
... there's plenty of us around, too... perhaps we are a Virus?! :)) Free radicals, at any rate. Excellently scanned and rhymed, Eileen... but then, atomic division is like that, init?! However, we keep on taking the tablets... K xx
Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader) 10/15/2008
That was a surprise write...very well done, blessings Holly
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 10/15/2008
Another smile comes my way but let me tell you dear Eileen you are far from a wanna be poet, for you are excellent at what you write and share with us. Thank you.

Newfie hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 10/15/2008
Reminds me of the Ancient Ed Saga, and those good and evil twins - Edna and Edwina!
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 10/15/2008
Gave me my morning grin, thanks...ed & Rufuz
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 10/15/2008
Uhhhhhhhh, Eileen? Think you're waaaaaaaaaaay beyond the "wanna be" poet status ... it shows in this clever write! Would we that we all would be breakouts, rebel cells. We are, we're POETS! LOL Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 10/15/2008
cute write--enjoyed!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 10/15/2008
Clever little Eileen; too cute!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 10/15/2008
Naughty ET, you got me! hook, line and sinker, I wandered into a philoshophical world guided by your words and then wham! you clobbered me with a puch line, and it was a suckerpunch! ! !
Nice done girl!

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson 10/14/2008
Big smile here! Wonderful, Eileen.
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 10/14/2008
Hahaha!!!!! You've got me!!!!! For a moment I thought you were describing me!!!!! Okay, it's hard to control for I'm menopausal now!!!

Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by Bonnie May 10/14/2008
LOL this is so cute and wonderful that you are so confident in your creativity that you can even poke fun at it. Great write and fun. Love, Bonnie
Reviewed by Michelle Mead 10/14/2008
You are certainly not a wanna-be poet, that's for sure. This poem proves it, lol!! :) Love, Michelle
Reviewed by Morning Star 10/14/2008
Lol you my friend are not a wannabe poet
You are a fantastic poetess
and your poetry is always brilliant!!
Peace Love and Light....Morning Star
Reviewed by Paul Berube 10/14/2008
Interesting write ET and very well presented.
Reviewed by jude forese 10/14/2008
screaming cells can certainly drive one to want to be a poet ;)
Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines 10/14/2008
Ah, you are certainly no wannabe, Poet :-)

Love the way you slam-dunked the ending!!! You made me laugh!!!

I needed that.


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