Tourist Guide
(Authored and recited by Richard Lee Orey
Pretty girls with lots of curls
Have daring on their side
They lead their guys with fluttering eyes
As if a tourist guide
The view of all the eager men
Is to somehow find a way
Yet instinctively the pretty girls
Lead them all astray
The lady thinks of picket fences
And children in her fate
The fellow never understands
Until it's way too late.
She shows a leg and then a thigh
As he sits and dreams and stares
She moves her hips and puckers her lips
And offers all she dares
Pretty girls with lots of curls
Have daring on their side
They lead their guys with fluttering eyes
As if a tourist guide
She drops a scheming tear or two
That blinds his keen detection
His focus being purely physical
With adequate protection
No sooner does his heat rise up
With closeness on his mind
Than she offers him her size of ring
And puts him in a bind
With shoulders bare she winks her eyes
Her jeweler right next door
She leads him on with little white lies
And makes him want her more
While he checks his dating book
And continues on the make
She's talking with her pastor
And ordering a wedding cake
Pretty girls with lots of curls
Have daring on their side
They lead their guys with fluttering eyes
As if a tourist guide
She whispers in his naked ear
"Don't leave me in the lurch
If you want me like I want you,
I'll see you soon in church."
According to the plan she made
The "I do" voice comes soon
As they scurry past the hailing rice
And start their honeymoon
Pretty girls with lots of curls
Have daring on their side
They lead their guys with fluttering eyes
As if a tourist guide
This story ends like most, I guess,
As they drive away to hide,
It's all because of the pretty girl
We know as Tourist Guide
It's all because of the pretty girl
We know as Tourist Guide
Richard Lee Orey
Copyright 2011
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