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Lily Licked the Toilet
by Todd-Michael St. Pierre
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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From the book "A Woolly Mammoth on Amelia Street: Read Aloud Poems4Kids" by Todd-Michael St. Pierre


Lily licked the toilet,
And then she licked the floor.
You can bet I’ll never
Kiss Lily anymore!
Lily licked the toilet,
And then she licked the sink.
She’s full of germs and worms,
At least that’s what I think.
Lily licked the toilet,
And then she licked the tub.
It’s safe to say her tongue
Could use a real good scrub!
She was the cutest pooch!
Why’d she have to spoil it?
Nothing’s been the same since…

 Lily licked the toilet.



















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Reviewed by Pat Alvarado 5/28/2008
i haven't laughed like this in a while! Now I have to buy the books, probably all of them! hahaha
Reviewed by Jill Carpenter 4/26/2007
lol! For anyone that knows dogs, this poem is an absolute hoot!
Shel Silverstein would love your wonderfully wacky humour!!

My dog, Scooter, rated this poem with two thumbs up (Scooter doesn't really have thumbs, but she gave it a good try! :o)

Jill Carpenter

Reviewed by MaryGrace Patterson 4/16/2007
A cute little poem..Lilly must really like to lick things!.(HA)........M

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