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Nutty Megan: The Nutmeg Nut!
by Todd-Michael St. Pierre

Sunday, November 12, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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From the new book "Put the People in a Zoo & Set the Animals Free: Read Aloud Poems4Kids" by Todd-Michael St. Pierre

Nutty Megan, the nutmeg nut
A mega-nut for nutmeg
Loves it enough
To sprinkle the stuff
On a hard-boiled Easter egg

When she orders a hotdog…YEP…
She mixes it with mustard
When she eats a
Giant pizza
It’s topped with nutmeg custard

Nutty Megan, the nutmeg nut
A mega-nut for nutmeg
She has been known
To use it on
A deep-fried turkey leg

She carries it in her back-sack
To add a kick to her lunch
At a big shindig
Disguised in a wig
Meg was caught spiking the punch…

With nutmeg!!!

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Reviewed by CJ Heck 11/13/2006
An adorable write, Todd-Michael! And just what children will love, too. You have an eye and the talent, my friend.
Reviewed by Michelle Mills 11/13/2006
Where DO you get this stuff Todd? Hilarious! Smiles, Michelle
Reviewed by Steve Ralph 11/13/2006
hehehehehehe,, very good, (Erm so what's wrong with nutmeg?)

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