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I Have A Reason To Smile
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This book is about Poetry. Many different kinds of fables, short stories about life experiences, laughter, drama, children, humor, love, inspiration and some urban styles..  
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Nutty Megan: The Nutmeg Nut!
by Todd-Michael St. Pierre
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From the new book "Put the People in a Zoo & Set the Animals Free: Read Aloud Poems4Kids" by Todd-Michael St. Pierre

Nutty Megan, the nutmeg nut
A mega-nut for nutmeg
Loves it enough
To sprinkle the stuff
On a hard-boiled Easter egg

When she orders a hotdog…YEP…
She mixes it with mustard
When she eats a
Giant pizza
It’s topped with nutmeg custard

Nutty Megan, the nutmeg nut
A mega-nut for nutmeg
She has been known
To use it on
A deep-fried turkey leg

She carries it in her back-sack
To add a kick to her lunch
At a big shindig
Disguised in a wig
Meg was caught spiking the punch…

With nutmeg!!!

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Reviewed by CJ Heck
An adorable write, Todd-Michael! And just what children will love, too. You have an eye and the talent, my friend.
Reviewed by Michelle Mills
Where DO you get this stuff Todd? Hilarious! Smiles, Michelle
Reviewed by Steve Ralph
hehehehehehe,, very good, (Erm so what's wrong with nutmeg?)
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