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About Beets
by Todd-Michael St. Pierre

Monday, November 20, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.
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From the book "A Woolly Mammoth on Amelia Street: Read Aloud Poems4Kids" by Todd-Michael St. Pierre


~A VERY TRUE STORY~ 

I’d rather eat snails with some raw lizard tails!
I’d rather eat soap scum and witch’s toenails!
I’d rather eat fungus, black and humungous,
In fact I’m sure I would rather eat fungus!
I’d rather eat bugs and the shells of three crabs,
Sticky alien brains all covered in scabs!
I’d rather eat rocks in a giant brown box!
I’d rather eat chickens that have chicken pox!
I’d rather eat cactus that makes me scream "OUCH!"
I’d rather eat hair-balls from under the couch!
I’d rather eat bread that has turned grossly green,
Or the biggest booger that you’ve ever seen!
I’d rather eat ear wax and slimy eel skin,
I wish that the church would say "BEETS are a SIN!"
I’d rather eat garbage, a cockroach or TEN…

Than to EVER-EVER eat BEETS Again!

 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Reviewed by CJ Heck 11/22/2006
LOLOL, this is hysterical, Todd-Michael! Children will love this (I know I did) ... shhhh, but I'll have to admit, I love beets.
Love,
CJ
Reviewed by Randall Barfield 11/21/2006
as a beets hater from early childhood, i completely agree and enjoyed the poem thoroughly cheers
Reviewed by Michelle Mills 11/20/2006
What a CRACKUP! So clever!!!! I don't like the damn things either. Such great rhyming Todd. You have it down to a science. Michelle
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