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Todd-Michael St. Pierre

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From the book "A Woolly Mammoth on Amelia Street: Read Aloud Poems4Kids" By Todd-Michael St. Pierre


Would you like a Woolly Mammoth?
My dad says, "He has to go!
We cannot afford to keep him!"
...Gosh, I'm gonna miss him so!

 

He accidentally smashed Mom's car,
And ate the washing machine,
Then he dug up all Dad's roses
And destroyed the trampoline!

 

Oh, he's really not a bad pet!
He is cuddly and he's cool!
He is just a little clumsy,
And likes peeing in the pool!

 

I will really, really miss him!
He has been a lot of fun!
And I love him in spite of
All the damage he has done!

 
 
 

 

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Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 6/6/2007
love the whimsical nature of your work-i also enjoyed your bio page, glad i stopped by
Reviewed by J M 4/18/2007
You are so talented and I loved this one I think it was something I needed to read today from the evil and serious world around us.

Peace,
Josie
Reviewed by K. Mulroney 4/18/2007
LOL! Peeing in the pool? Some things simply can not be tolerated sir! LOL! Great little ditty here!
Reviewed by jude forese 4/17/2007
clever humor ...
Reviewed by Linda Hill 4/17/2007
Todd,
I'm glad I didn't miss your page. Sooo creative. Wish I'd thought to write this!

Many blessings,
~Linda
Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader) 4/17/2007
A child's heart. cute, Lady J
Reviewed by Mary Grace Patterson 4/16/2007
Another cute lyrical poem. I bet kids enjoy the story. Its a great idea!....M
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 4/16/2007
Oh my..you are something..LOL
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 4/16/2007
Thanks for sharing the wit and humor. Love and peace to you,

Regis
Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader) 4/16/2007
Too funny! We need more poeple like you in this world. Laughter is good for the soul, holly
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 4/16/2007
Todd, this is hilarious! Thanks for sharing this delightful piece of whimsy; enjoyed much~

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Burleson, Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by CJ Heck 4/16/2007
LOLOL an excellent poem, Todd-Michael! You've perfectly captured what it would be like with a mammoth!
Love,
CJ
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 4/16/2007
Only a chosen few are gifted to write children's poetry. You are one of these.

I remember this one. He's welcome in our apartment, if he doesn't mind the bedrooms being upstairs LOL No cars to squash, though. Well done, TODD!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
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