Hiring a Baby-Sitter?
by Todd-Michael St. Pierre
Monday, November 10, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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From the book "A Woolly Mammoth on Amelia Street: Read Aloud Poems4Kids" By Todd-Michael St. Pierre
How many kids has she squashed like that?
How many babies are pancake flat?
If she tries it with me I'll hit her!
Why would you hire a baby-sitter???
I do not understand Mom and Dad...
Have we EVER, EVER been THAT bad?
How many kids has she killed like that?
How many innocents have gone SPLAT?
If she even comes close I'll fight her!
I'll kick her big butt and I'll bite her!
Are the cops aware of this, at all?
I think I'd better give them a call!
This woman should not be paid a dime...
Sitting on babies should be a crime!!!!!!!!