AuthorsDen.com   Join Free! | Login    
   Popular! Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    eBOOKS new!     BOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    EVENTS    VIDEOS    GOLD    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  Shirley Houston, iJ.S. Bradford, iDoug Boren, iAlan Brenham, iDavid Litwack, iLisa DAnnolfo Levey, im j hollingshead, i

  Home > Pets/Pet Care > Poetry
Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry     

La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart

· + Follow Me
· Contact Me
· Books
· Articles
· Poetry
· News
· Stories
· Blog
· 970 Titles
· 15,828 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Jan, 2007

La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.




Featured Book
The Sword and the Dragon - The Wardstone Trilogy Book I
by M. R. Mathias

If you took every major epic fantasy that has ever been written and twisted them all into one fantastic tale of magic, sword play, and just plain old fantasy fun, you mig..  
BookAds by Silver
Gold and Platinum Members


Books by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart
The Importance Of Poodle Education
by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart
Rated "G" by the Author.
Share   Print  Save   Follow
Recent poems by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart
•  Warrior
•  Chrysalis
•  Wild
•  Cosmos
•  The Warrior's Return
           >> View all 896


*Poodles are Labradors with a college education. After a day of retrieving , a Labrador wants to curl up and snore in front of the fire. A poodle wants to be a fourth at bridge and tell naughty stories.
*-Anne Rogers Clark



The Importance Of Poodle Education
By La Belle Rouge


Oh yes, I have a mischievous little grin
for I’m as naughty as I can possibly be
and all those other poor boring bitches
can only aspire to be much more like me


I know so many stories, risqué in nature
I could tell a few over a game of bridge
They'd make Bichons giggle and blush
with some salacious smut...only a smidge


Graduated with honors from canine college
where I minored in having major merriment
We could laugh and play all night and all day
and in my exuberance still not make a dent


Life with me is never humdrum, always fun
You can’t best me at bridge or other game
You’ll only experience the agony of defeat
Your deficiency of education will be to blame



Music "Brown Eyed Girl"
  

Want to review or comment on this poem?
Click here to login!


Need a FREE Reader Membership?
Click here for your Membership!


Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Me and my Poms really enjoyed
the humor of this poetry *La Belle*
breed for amusement likewise

Lady Vivian
Reviewed by Darrell and Kathy Adams
What a fun treat. My pug and I like this poem very much. Be well, Kathy
Reviewed by Laurel Lamperd
A loved pet dog has a wonderful life. they are truly 'man's best friend'.
Reviewed by Asa Seeley
i'm going to get me 'one'...it won't be a poodle(smile). thanks for share.... asa
Reviewed by T Jett (Reader)
This is so adorable, Belle! Cute and sassy lol
Reviewed by Jon Willey
Belle, this comes straight from a fertile, creative mind my dear friend - that it comes from you does not surprise - poetic gems stir from deep within your creativity - I wish you love and peace my dear friend - Jon Michael
Reviewed by John Flanagan
good one, Belle,
smart, funny and adorable..and you, too!

john
Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
Lady La Belle ~
Whimisical poem, delightful music to tap your foot and
smile at this image. Poodles are so cute !

Lady Mary Ann
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Cute poem and pic, Belle; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
A wonderful change of theme. The two poodles that I know of showed signs of extreme intelligence. One was as athletic as an Olympic star and the other was as bitchy as a starlet

Ron
Reviewed by D. Vegas
Belle, Very, very cute!!

Deborah
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
A delightful sharing, Belle. Thank you. Love and best wishes,

Regis
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER
I second that wholeheartedly Belle, never ever, and no comedian is more entertaining than a poodle, I swear to God mine knew also higher math, enough to know what priceless toy was more expensive, not to mention a talent to identify proper haute cuisine and french cooking from the most expensive alternatives ha, good thing she was not into cognac or expensive wines, hugs!
Reviewed by Budd Nelson
poodles are cool but mutts rule, ha ha ha
budd
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Hah! Zoe, my Yorkie/Schnauzer would give her a run for her money . . .
Popular Poetry (Pets/Pet Care)
  1.  Mr. Muffin
  2.  The Victims of Our Cruelty
  3.  Puppies
  4.  It's Pet Appreciation Week
  5.  End of Year Ponderings
  6.  Their Love and Loyalty Deserve Ours
  7.  We Are Their Voice
  8.  Over Five Thousand A Day Are Dying
  9.  If Only Man Was Dog's Best Friend
  10.  My Sammy-boy Makes Me Smile

Super Nutrition for Dogs n' Cats by Nina Anderson

Dogs can live until 20 and cats until 30. Why are their lifespans shortened? Discover natural treatments and lifestyles that can help your pet live long and prosper...  
BookAds by Silver, Gold and Platinum Members

Authors alphabetically: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Featured Authors | New to AuthorsDen? | Add AuthorsDen to your Site
Share AD with your friends | Need Help? | About us


Problem with this page?   Report it to AuthorsDen
© AuthorsDen, Inc. All rights reserved.