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fishing story
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Monday, April 05, 2004
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and this un's a whopper. :-)

i drink a beer.
i bait my hook.
i cast my line.
i'm hoping to catch a marvelous fish!
missed.
i drink a beer.
i bait my hook.
i cast my line.
been thinking of making a seafood dish.
missed.
i drink a beer.
i bait my hook.
i cast my line.
there is a catfish with my name on it!
missed.
i drink a beer.
i bait my hook.
i cast my line.
b'cause that critter is bigger than spit.
missed!
i drink a beer.
i bait my hook.
i cast my line.
all i've gotta do is to catch 'im first.
MISSED!
i drink a beer.
i hate my book.
i last my kine.
snag my shirt ow dammit dammmit that hurts!!
definately a miss--missed the fish.
i drink a beer.
i drink a beer.
i sit and think.
only thing that i've caught t'day is me...
ain't even gonna try.
what will i say
to all the guys??
i think and think--
caught me a big 'un--hunnert niney three!

(C) Copy written, 2004, by Karla Dorman.

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Reviewed by M.Bennett Hooper (Mikii)	4/6/2004

How funny Karla. me thinks you like catching beers. Peace and blessings. A delightful piece. < < < < < < < <HUGS>>>Mikii




Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen	4/6/2004

LOL Karla this one is excellent, so very humorous... God Bless ~Michelle~




Reviewed by Sarah Tagert	4/6/2004

lol, loved this




Reviewed by jude forese	4/5/2004

clever write ... it definitely hooked me ;)




Reviewed by Ed Matlack	4/5/2004

Is the story the whopper or is it the hunnert & ninety three you hooked...LOL, this was really great, hon. When I used to drink and fish, I did only one thing, drink, I did it well, and no need to fish after that, had the pole stuck in the ground, the line out with no bait or hook, who knew, only me...Peace thru Relaxation, Ed & Rufuz




Reviewed by Bianca Boonstra	4/5/2004

:-)) Excellent!




Reviewed by E. Richardson	4/5/2004

well Lady Buckeye...LOL...I see we have something else in common besides being from the same state. Back when I use to fish, my favorite way of doing so was to bait the hook, toss in the line, set the drag, place the pole on a forked stick and kick back in the shade or by the fire and pop open a cold one...or two. Never got into all that lure stuff much...too much like exercise...hehehehehehe....great write here...brought back memories.




Reviewed by Mr. Ed	4/5/2004

Wow! I just had a flashback to my drinkin, fishin days. Yikes!




Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)	4/5/2004

Another tall tale...LOL.....maybe it was more like a minnow...hahahah..good one Karla...floria




Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz	4/5/2004

You nutty Texan! Sometimes you really surprise me with your unique humor...




Reviewed by Lori Moore	4/5/2004

Lol... cute write.




Reviewed by Rose Limongi	4/5/2004

Karla, This is clearly a whale of a tale - something definitely fishy about this one! Thanks for the Monday chuckle!! ~Rose~




Reviewed by E T Waldron	4/5/2004

very creative Karla! also very funny, still laughing, how you bait your hook etc, that beer will do it every time;-)LOL So that's where those fish tales come from;-)hehehe




Reviewed by Sheila Jones (Reader)	4/5/2004

LOL This is so clever and hysterical, Karla! A most excellent "fishing story"! You've made my day hahaha Hugs and love, Sheila




Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado	4/5/2004

(((Karla))) You write a real whopper, Karla! This tops ALL of the fish tales I have heard previously! Wonderful write; love the humor in it! This is too cute; thanks for the laugh! LOL (((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D




Reviewed by A PAX	4/5/2004

LOL tales from the deep!!! lol this is adorable......hugs......A

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