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A Poet I Are
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Tuesday, May 25, 2004
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Now where in the world did this one come from??? A bit of sillieness--enjoy!

A poet I are.
I write of stars,
I write of cars,
close or f a r,
A poet I are.

A poet I ain't.
I'm not a saint.
I ain't, I ain't!
I feel faint,
A poet I ain't.

A poet I are.
I write in bars,
And smoke cigars,
Words bizarre,
A poet I are.

A poet I'm not.
Muse dead, was shot,
It was a plot,
Lie, I cannot,
A poet I'm not.

A poet I am!
And thank you, Ma'am,
Poetry slam!
Not a sham,
A poet I am.


(C) Copy written, 2004, by Karla Dorman

*A poet, I are.  So, there.*

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Reviewed by A Serviceable Villain 10/26/2008

You have great talent for creating absolutely stunning poetry!!


Reviewed by Mary Coe 9/9/2007
Excellent write. very original.
Reviewed by John Banasiewicz Jr 5/26/2004
sometimes silly brings best out of us instead of always being so serious. this did bring forth ya best
Reviewed by A PAX 5/26/2004
Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader) 5/26/2004
Oh YES, you are, Karla!
And a very good one at humor poems.
Enjoyed this one much.
Reviewed by Evelyn Simon 5/25/2004
This was very clever. It sort of reminds me of a cat in the hat
poem. Excellently written.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 5/25/2004
Always knew you were a stogie smoker, but since when did you become a humoristic poet, LOL!? Always knew, for sure ma'am...Peace, Ed & Rufuz
Reviewed by E T Waldron 5/25/2004
A poet you are and also a ham;-)!!!
Great work Karla!
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 5/25/2004
This was cute and funny Karla!

Reviewed by Donna Quesinberry 5/25/2004
fun, fun, and fun

Reviewed by Alexander Shaumyan (Reader) 5/25/2004
Yes, indeed. Poets break the laws of language to make us look at the world in a new way. Very playful and enjoyable. Love, Alex
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 5/25/2004
LOL cute write :-)
Reviewed by john zimmerman 5/25/2004
a poet you am
for sure on dat,m'am...

good write

Reviewed by Cynth'ya 5/25/2004
Dr. Suess could take lessons from you Sis. This is contest material that needs to be put out there!

Enjoyable, meaningful, and FUN read.

cynth'ya lewis reed
Reviewed by Sandra Corona 5/25/2004
Yes, you are my dear friend and so am I :)!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 5/25/2004
VERY INTERESTING! And not too silly at all.

PS Have you noticed the weird name Tinka is using these days?!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 5/25/2004
I are likings yours poeterys wery muts Karla!!
Am you Are still burning like I are!!

Love Tinka-Tonka-Stinka-Pinky pooh-Yahoo
Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen 5/25/2004
This was awesome
God Bless
Reviewed by Rebekah Rosie Lang 5/25/2004
Weird, Karla.
One of your most
interesting pieces I have seen as of late!
Thank you for all the reviews you have left for me
the past few days!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 5/25/2004

A Dr. Seuss feel to this charmingly clever poem! Fun write; thanks for sharing! Enjoyed! And YES, a Poet YOU ARE! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 5/25/2004
Wonderful, just splendid, you sure are, no sham's on an ark...
Reviewed by Lori Moore 5/25/2004
Cute and creative. A poet you are indeed.

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