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a rant--what i'd like for christmas
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Tuesday, December 17, 2002

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tonight's our christmas party...i will be there
here's my wish list...does anyone even care?

one way the boss could give me some christmas
a nice raise would be sometime this year

another way that he could make me smile
hire help that will stay with me a while

am i that bad to work for? am i a bitch?
i didn't think so...i'm really not a witch

because i ask them to do something, they get sore
the job means getting ice, cleaning, other chores

i have to answer the phone, ring people up
why can't they get ice, clean, get glasses and cups?

have to stay near the register--that's my job
"one person per drawer" to handle the mobs

because hungry customers want the buffet
crud--three buses just pulled in, add to the fray

where's the boss? in his office, he's on the phone
hate being left up on the line, all alone--

i'm jack of all trades, but am master of none
usually enjoy my job, and have fun

but when i'm busy...and totally stressed out
i really could use the help...without a doubt!!

christmas is near, gift certificates i sell
food temps i take, many other jobs as well

checking off the truck another thing i do
a crew leader and trainer...that is me, too!

i can survive off the money i make...thank God
bills take most my you find that odd?

i only make seven dollars an hour
can i have a bonus? that's in his power!

my help quit--AGAIN. which means i was left
on the line (cashier area) all by myself...the
manager helped, when he was was
pretty busy, i was starving, and needed a, have to stay on the line. then,
the evening help called in...had to stay lat-
er than usual. arrggghhhh...i want a raise!!

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Reviewed by Ed Lupinacci (Reader) 12/18/2002
Clean up on aisle 7
emotional mess needs a raise LOL
fun write
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader) 12/18/2002
Hope things improve, Sweetie. Have a good Christmas.
Reviewed by na na (Reader) 12/18/2002
Oh gosh Karla, another one of those days! And you deserve a raise honey. You really do. I wish I could kick him the butt and get you that raise. Doggone it. Cheer up Karla. I just know things will be different and better for both of us. Your friend. Bill Murray (((hugs)))
Reviewed by Amor Sabor 12/17/2002
Someone above us all sees everything and what we go through...I know it doesn't begin to help now, but soon and someday it will be added up and you shall be blessed in turn.
Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen 12/17/2002
I'll be praying that you get a raise Karla. In Christs Love
Reviewed by The Voice (Reader) 12/17/2002
Sorry you are having it rough at work. Sounds to me like you deserve a raise! Hang tough.

The Voice
Reviewed by Josephine Bohen 12/17/2002
hang tough kiddo and keep ranting.
merry christmas
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader) 12/17/2002
This is so good and you can rant...
Reviewed by James David Compton (Reader) 12/17/2002
Calgon....take me away!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 12/17/2002
sorry to hear you are going through this at work! if only... but you know how that will help for you! the boss is such a yutz at times!! he doesn't have the good sense god gave a goose! but i hope we still have fun tonight! at least we don't have to roll silverware like we usually do on tuesday nights; tonight we are going to have FUN!! just enjoy yourself is all i ask! i don't like seeing you so sad! :( love, and ((((((((HUGS)))))))), your twin, karen lynn. >tears <
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