adventure on the slopes
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
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i thought i knew how to ski
really--how hard could it be
get on the boards, looks easy
boy, was i wrong...big DUMMY!!!!
there's a lot of difference
in watching and doing...hence
ain't as easy as it looks
can't learn from t.v., or books
first time i went on the slopes
thought i knew it all (big dope!)
i learned not to cross my tips
when i wasn't cutting fffflllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppppppps
said i'd never ski again
but was bored the next weekend
back to the slopes--one more try
my mother just rolled her eyes
i learned how to ride the lift
also fell off--looked REAL swift
i only fell thirty feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
fall not bad, stop not so sweet
next week, i'm back on the skis
this ain't bad, getting easy
decide to go down THE HILL
take a tumble, take a spill
lookin' sharp, i'm lookin' good
oh, yeah, like i knew i would
there's this dude...i busta mmmmooooooooooooooove
and that's when i lose my groove
cross the tips: a big no-no
do a face plant in the snow
guy says, "i thought you could ski!"
whoosh, he's gone, he's history
i stand up, strap on my skis
they fell off, abandoned me
forget what i learned: aww sppppiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt
why didn't i stop, and quit
down, down the hill, cheetah fast
(i'm gonna fall, bust my ass)
at the bottom is a fence
and the lodge, looking immense
i am not hurt, by God's grace
neither is the lodge defaced
somehow miss the fence and WWHHHAAAAAAAAAMM
run into the lodge: ka-BLAM
karen is inside the lodge
didn't see my desperate dodge
i come in, covered in snow
"what happened?" she wants to know
"some idjit thinks she can ski...
ran into the lodge." "who?" "ME"
she hears that, she falls out--HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
karen laughs, a big ole caw
and do you know...she won't let me live it down???
(C) karla dorman, 2003
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|Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
|Karla this was such a fun read, enjoyed.|
|Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
|Enjoyed reading this Karla1!
|Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen
|This is an excellent piece, full of good humor...
|Reviewed by E T Waldron
|Karla you are a true comedienne I love your humor! This is a delight to read, you caught the scene to a Tee! Beautifully done!|
|Reviewed by Bonita Quesinberry
|This is so well written, Karla, that I laughed all the way through it and could see the whole thing. Hysterical! ~~Bonnie Q|
|Reviewed by Mr. Ed
|Hilarious, Karla. Reminded me of my first adventure on skis. I wiped out and had two black eyes!! (A tad embarassing, too!)|
|Reviewed by Connie Washburn (Reader)
|Darling poem! I admire your spirit to want to try it a second time! Such a cute twist to a very funny situation. Love ya!|
|Reviewed by Ed Matlack
|When I need a laugh, I will surely keep this in my library for future laughs...thanks, Ed & Rufuz|
|Reviewed by Robert Blackwell (Reader)
|Oh, dear...such misadventures; yet tomorrow you will do much better. Great write!|
|Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
|I would have loved to have experienced you skiing
Have a wondrous Holiday karla..
Your friend Ron
|Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
|Funny poem, Karla. Your sense of humor seems to improve with your embarrassment! LOL! I became a master skiier -- of the kiddie slope. That was enough for me, for I know all too well the inadvertant twist it takes to break a leg -- or a neck.
|Reviewed by Sandie Angel
I don't ski, have never done it before; but you have made it sound like it's so much fun to ski. Wonderful write!
May Lu a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)
|Reviewed by Kate Clifford
|LOL thanks for the sharing :-)|
|Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
this is absolutely "hillarious"! (get it?? LOL) i remember that so well, remember your misadventures! HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! those were fun times, weren't they? (maybe not for you, but for me...oh, BOY! LOL)
(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, karen lynn. :D :D (big grins here)