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Washing Machine Politics
by Sharon Lawson

Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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A humorous look at the requests of the humble washing machine and it's references to racism!

All whites together

Darks on their own

Keep coloureds separate

Racial segregation!


Powder for whites

Powder for coloureds

Liquid for delicates

Class discrimination!


Whites, coloureds

Delicates, darks

Put all in one wash

Social disruption!




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Reviewed by Michelle Mead 6/15/2008
LOLOL!! This was fun!!
Reviewed by Felix Perry 6/13/2008
What an imgination and I love how you did this with its own little agenda the poem offers quite a lesson. Well done Sharon.
Reviewed by Paul Berube 6/12/2008

Very imaginative writing. I hear there's a detergent to mix all colors and fabrics today. It's called, "Cold Water U-All." Peace, Love and God's Blessings Always, Paul.
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 6/11/2008
Humorous indeed, nice spin, yet I detect a twinge of truth, nicely done....

Be always safe,
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 6/11/2008
Very funny young is funny what humor we can find from everyday things...Peace, Ed & Rufuz
Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen 6/11/2008
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 6/11/2008
And WE get hung out to dry - sad - cleverly penned -

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Susan Linehan (Reader) 6/11/2008
Very clever. What an observation you've made of the country while looking at your washing machine.
Reviewed by Tactfully Naive 6/11/2008
Seen through the circular lens of the humble washing machine, the biogenetic field is not such a level playing field after all.
Okay you Chardonnay sipping, manipulative social engineers, choose your -ism at Judge Parker's connvenience:'diversity' (just a word not an -ism), 'multiculturalism,' ' equality,' (how quaint) 'egalitarinism,' (ah, memories) - Which will it be?

Reviewed by Jennifer Christian 6/11/2008
And it's been so clear all along...

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