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  Isn't He Da Man?
by Walt Hardester
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Rated "G" by the Author.

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My Redneck Man....

Yes he is my Redneck man,
Don't go inside to use the can.
No running water anyway,
Utillity bills we couldn't pay.
But still, ya know our life is good.
Living out here in the wood.
Got our dogs for theft protection,
Too much beer, ain't no erection.
But Cindy Lou knows what to do,
And she always works her magic,
With just a popsicle stick or two.

(c)2007 Walt Hardester    

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Reviewed by Dana Reed 11/11/2007
that's some tan you got there, Walt. Benefits of outdoor potty training. LOL Dana
Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader) 11/7/2007
can picture that...cute lady j
Reviewed by Southern Comfort 11/2/2007
Walter! Shame on you! You is always flauntin yore sexy body! Why did Ya post Mama's toilet trainin picture of you? We was all proud as Hell, when Ya learned to use the shitter! LOVE YOU! Sissy
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 11/1/2007
Walt, who took that picture of you on the pot?
This is a hoot of a write!
Reviewed by Felix Perry 10/31/2007
Well certainly found a match for the perfect red neck women you introduced us to before.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos 10/31/2007
Hill-Billies seems aristocratics compared with this one, are flies included? I hope the photograph was down wind...
Reviewed by Christine Alwin 10/30/2007
too much info,,lol
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter 10/30/2007
Saw this guy as I was leaving Georgia. Looks like a redneck cousin or two...we just gotta love'em.
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 10/30/2007
Think I have seen him at the race track, with a few of his buddies....

Be safe,
Reviewed by Ann Scarborough 10/30/2007
This is great Walt.
Reviewed by Kathy Armijo 10/30/2007
The picture gives a new meaning to "out house" Of course, this one doesn't protect you from the elements, but it probably doesn't matter - who the heck is gonna' visit him? Cindy Lou probably has one of those outrageously big hair-dos. LOL - that's what she uses the popsickle stick for. LOL.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 10/30/2007 are too much of a poet and you know it!!

I hopoope that guy has a fly-swatter close..or he might get tickled soon!!

Love sTinky
Reviewed by William Bonilla 10/30/2007
Forget about the dude on the throne
where can I find cindy who???
this is a cook write Walt
a picture is worth a thousand words

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 10/30/2007
He's gotta be brave to do that outdoors! MY! LOL He's all MAN alright!

(((HUGS))) an dmuch love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

This is hiLARious, Walt; thanks for the grins today! Very well penned! LOL
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 10/30/2007

Yep. 'Cause he's justaguy. :) Love this, well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill 10/30/2007
Oh my God! Hilarious!! Poor Cindy Lou... bless her heart!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 10/30/2007
But still, ya know our life is good.
Living out here in the wood.
Got my dogs for theft protection,

Me, too, but it gets too damned cold up here in the northland to sit on the can on the back porch, so I gotta use the old outhouse!!

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