AuthorsDen.com  Join (free) | Login 

     Popular! Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry
   Services MarketPlace (Free to post!)
Where Authors and Readers come together!

Signed Bookstore | Authors | eBooks | Books | Stories | Articles | Poetry | Blogs | News | Events | Reviews | Videos | Success | Gold Members | Testimonials

Featured Authors: A.J. Mahari, iR.E.E.S Blogs Linda Smith, Publisher, iFrank Stephenson, iDavid Schwinghammer, iHolly Clegg, iCarol Fowler, iEileen Granfors, i
  Home > Humor > Poetry
Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry     

Walt Hardester

· Become a Fan
  Notify me of new titles
  added by this author.

· 358 titles
· 4,942 Reviews
· Share with Friends!
· Save to My Library
·
Member Since: Mar, 2007

   Sitemap
   My Blog
   Success Story
   Contact Author
   Read Reviews


Short Stories
· She Told Me To Do It

· A Steamboat Springs Nightmare

· I Wonder If He Even Realized

· The First One

· Five Minutes Of Fame

· A Simple Answer

· A Kodak Moment

· If A Cat Has Nine Lives

· Cuddles And The Monkey

· A Night At V.C. Hotel


Articles
· Each Day

· The Clinic

· Fog From A Sailor's Perspective

· I Was Appalled

· What Else Do They Put In It?

· Full Circle

· Enough Already

· What Was I Thinking?

· What If?

· The Toilet Seat Delima


Poetry
· Green Fruit

· The Best Gift Of All

· How We Ride

· At The Gym

· Jasmine

· Apparition

· A Time To Live

· On Riding Into The Sunset

· ?What Is It?

· Fog

         More poetry...
News
· Humbled

· Overwhelming Success

· We Can Fix It

Walt Hardester, click here to update your web pages on AuthorsDen.

  Isn't He Da Man?
by Walt Hardester
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Rated "G" by the Author.

Share   Print   Save Become a Fan


Recent poems by Walt Hardester
•  Green Fruit
•  The Guitar And The Pawn Shop
•  The Loon
•  You Don’t Know Me
•  The Bell of November
           >> View all 253


My Redneck Man....


Yes he is my Redneck man,
Don't go inside to use the can.
No running water anyway,
Utillity bills we couldn't pay.
But still, ya know our life is good.
Living out here in the wood.
Got our dogs for theft protection,
Too much beer, ain't no erection.
But Cindy Lou knows what to do,
And she always works her magic,
With just a popsicle stick or two.

(c)2007 Walt Hardester    



Want to review or comment on this poem?
Click here to login!


Need a FREE Reader Membership?
Click here for your Membership!




Reviewed by Dana Reed 11/11/2007
that's some tan you got there, Walt. Benefits of outdoor potty training. LOL Dana
Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader) 11/7/2007
can picture that...cute lady j
Reviewed by Southern Comfort 11/2/2007
Walter! Shame on you! You is always flauntin yore sexy body! Why did Ya post Mama's toilet trainin picture of you? We was all proud as Hell, when Ya learned to use the shitter! LOVE YOU! Sissy
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 11/1/2007
Walt, who took that picture of you on the pot?
This is a hoot of a write!
LOL!
Reviewed by Felix Perry 10/31/2007
Well certainly found a match for the perfect red neck women you introduced us to before.

fee
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 10/31/2007
Hill-Billies seems aristocratics compared with this one, are flies included? I hope the photograph was down wind...
Georg
Reviewed by Christine Alwin 10/30/2007
too much info,,lol
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter 10/30/2007
Saw this guy as I was leaving Georgia. Looks like a redneck cousin or two...we just gotta love'em.
Susan
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 10/30/2007
Think I have seen him at the race track, with a few of his buddies....

Be safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Ann Scarborough 10/30/2007
This is great Walt.
Love,
annie
Reviewed by Kathy Armijo 10/30/2007
The picture gives a new meaning to "out house" Of course, this one doesn't protect you from the elements, but it probably doesn't matter - who the heck is gonna' visit him? Cindy Lou probably has one of those outrageously big hair-dos. LOL - that's what she uses the popsickle stick for. LOL.
Kathy
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 10/30/2007
hahahaha.......you are too much of a poet and you know it!!

I hopoope that guy has a fly-swatter close..or he might get tickled soon!!

Love sTinky
Reviewed by William Bonilla 10/30/2007
Forget about the dude on the throne
where can I find cindy who???
this is a cook write Walt
a picture is worth a thousand words
Peace

William
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 10/30/2007
He's gotta be brave to do that outdoors! MY! LOL He's all MAN alright!

(((HUGS))) an dmuch love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

This is hiLARious, Walt; thanks for the grins today! Very well penned! LOL
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 10/30/2007
Walt,

Yep. 'Cause he's justaguy. :) Love this, well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill 10/30/2007
Oh my God! Hilarious!! Poor Cindy Lou... bless her heart!
R~
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 10/30/2007
But still, ya know our life is good.
Living out here in the wood.
Got my dogs for theft protection,

Me, too, but it gets too damned cold up here in the northland to sit on the can on the back porch, so I gotta use the old outhouse!!

Popular
Poetry
(Humor)
  1. If I Could Be A Super Hero
  2. Historic storm a bust...
  3. For Rent…Christmas Angel for Shoveling Sno
  4. Nuts
  5. It's All About Timing
  6. The Golden Years...
  7. Naughty or Nice...
  8. Like His Mother Used To Do
  9. I Am the Center of the Universe
  10. Somebody Blinked
  11. Nite Quill
  12. The Land of Sandra Dee -- Anonymous author
  13. If women had udders...!
  14. A Christmas Angel just for you…
  15. Saving paper
  16. Ideal Man – Ideal Woman
  17. Confusion say: Man who scratch ass should
  18. Confusion say: Men who play with selves r
  19. Milking a Cow
  20. Unemployment (Satire)

Authors alphabetically: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Featured Authors | New to AuthorsDen? | Add AuthorsDen to your Site
Share AD with your friends | Need Help? | About us


Problem with this page?   Report it to AuthorsDen
© AuthorsDen, Inc. All rights reserved.