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  The Ultimate Answer
by Walt Hardester
Monday, January 17, 2011
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Watch out where the Huskies go.

Atlanta was iced in,
Paralized for all intents.
Val and I took the dog out in the woods,
To follow some doggy scents.

While he was romping and playing,
Out there in the snow,
We got to talkin 'bout some other things,
Wouldn't Ya just know.

We touched upon the sexes,
And which was more clever,
At thinking on the go.
She said that she had always thought,
Men were so very slow.

I told her, "Men are superior always,
You pretty Blonde Haired Sister."
But she just looked and laughed and said,
"How is that, Mister, Mister?"

I said to her, "Just watch my dear,
Just watch and you will know."
And then I signed my autograph,
Right there in the snow...........

(c) 2011 Walt Hardester    

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Reviewed by Susan de Vegter 7/10/2011
ONLY YOU!!! This is the kind of humor you do so very well.
Reviewed by Dawn Mullan 3/1/2011
very goo, loved it. thank you, dawn
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 1/23/2011
Clever stuff, Walt. Thanks for sharing your sense of humor. Love and peace to you,

Reviewed by Michael Guy 1/23/2011
Very clever, and a good laugh w great graphic. However, not so sure we are superior! Perhaps Snoopy knows the truth...he's so wise & cool a doggy
Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg 1/19/2011
whatever it takes to unzip it, I guess.... LOL
Reviewed by Jon Willey 1/19/2011
While my ego wants to agree with you. My pragmatic side tells me that to appear be the lesser at the right moments, is to excel and gain the upper ground. Then you would have her writing your name in the snow as you looked on with a wry smile! Remember the lyrics from the old song "The Gambler"? "You've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, no when to run away". Let this wee bit of philosophy churn about in your head for a while Walt. I bid you love and peace my dear friend. Jon Michael
Reviewed by Kate Burnside 1/19/2011
... but surely the woman who can do that MUST be superior to the man?! You could no way do this from our crouched position, Mr! :))) Tell me... did she give it a go?! Frank Zappa would love this - and challenge you to a competition! WTG - mind you don't freeze up! xxx
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 1/19/2011
Hahahahahaha!!!! This is hilarious, Walt! I guess men do have a hidden talent! Toooooo funny! Thanks for the laughter this morning!

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone 1/18/2011
Walt you never cease to amaze me...this is hilarious!!!

Hopefully she thought so...

Peace, love and light,
Reviewed by stan nassano 1/18/2011
your a goof a good way of course, nicely done
Reviewed by Terry Rizzuti 1/18/2011
What a hoot!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 1/18/2011
Excellent - but I sure hope you spelled it right.
Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse 1/18/2011
oh....I see I see
sometimes though...
we like to give a helping hand
since we do have more legible hand
writing skills ;)

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 1/18/2011
YOU DID NOT>>>DID YOU??? You stinky writer!!

Hope you turned your back on her first... :)!!

Love Tinky
Reviewed by The Poetess 1/17/2011
YOU DID IT!!! You put the ink back into your pen or the spring back into your keys or. . .what ever. And you wrote a delightful poem. I love it.
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 1/17/2011
Ha, such a clever man!!
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 1/17/2011
You are a sly "dog", I bet she couldn't keep her hands off of you after that...e
Reviewed by Sheila Roy 1/17/2011
A cute poem. Did you print or use cursive? LOL:)
Reviewed by Felix Perry 1/17/2011
LOL I am sure that really did the trick and impressed her.

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