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Dashing through the snow
Almost broke my neck!
O'er fields I go
This weather makes me sick!
Snowing all month long
Never gonna stop!
Get in my car to drive away
And it won't even start!

Oh, Connnecticut, Connecticut!
What a place to be!
What the Hell am I doin' here?!!!
It must be insanity!

Day or two ago
I thought I'd take a drive
Tires almost bald!
Started to slip and slide!
Terror on my face!
Could not stop in time!
Slammed right into a huge snow bank!
Thank GOD I'm still alive!

Connecticut, Connecticut!
What a place to be!
What the Hell am I doin' here?!!!
It must be insanity!

So you better get out!
Whatever you do!
Cause if you don't!
I'm warning you!
You'll most likely
DIE in Connecticut!!!!!

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Reviewed by Ken Kupstis 4/5/2002
Yes, damnit, YES!!! NOW the truth can be told!!! Speaking as someone raised in that Purgatory, I can only AGREE. And if YOU get a chance to visit Connecticut (especially in the winter), change your mind and DON'T. (Thanks for including this one, Red)
Best, K.K.
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 4/5/2002
Hahaha!!!!! Great venting poem!!!!!

Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by Trixie Love 4/5/2002
Hi Lisa,
LOL...sounds like
Murphys law...

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