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Who wants to drive a volkswagen?


 I’m not a hybrid, but a hummer!
Hum it to the tune, “O the oil sheiks they gots plenty” in B flat, (broke) O’ puss, #5
Ah, the cold shoulder,
The price of gas and oil,
Why from me you would recoil,
It should make you hot, not colder,
I don’t play the market,
And I don’t play around,
No other have I found,
Why am I the target?
You ran out of gas,
Why you’re blaming me,
I don’t drive for free,
Not my fault dear lass,
Now let us see,
I am always here for you,
Your loyal servant true ,
To my heart you have the key,
You turn my wheels you know,
You turn on my ignition,
Its’ always your decision,
To keep the gas tank low,
You took me from the stall,
You can’t deny me food,
I know I cost you more,
Being a thoroughbred and all,
Stop whining give me a drink,
Lead me to the trough,
I understand it’s tough,
But when me you got, what did you think?

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Reviewed by Jerry Engler
Humming is for the birds, Jasmin. I really like hummingbirds, and I'd rather be payng for them instead of a car. You got it right, B flat, O'Puss (Opus? I think I like your spelling better.) We'd better find a better lover....Jerry
Reviewed by Eileen Granfors
LA (at least my northerly town) is still the LAND of WASTEFUL CONSUMPTION and EGREGIOUS ego. I keep thinking someday they'll see the light. Hoping it's soon! Good thoughts, Jasmin. Eileen
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
My Jeep even with a straight 6 cylinder ain't much better, but I guess 20 per gallon is better than less...Rufuz for President...Ed
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
The only HUMMER I do is humming, thank God I don't have one of those! LOL My feet are my HUMMER. Walk everywhere - can't afford a car, let alone gas -

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
I seem to be doing lots of humming these days, as I walk or ride my bike more and more. And my tired old truck gets lots of rest these days, in the old garage. And look for $5.00 a gallon gas, by Independence Day (how ironic!)
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
They were thinking ...."Gee, all my neighbors have Hummers, and you know I have to keep up, gas prices be damned"! Now they sing a different tune, since all the really cool people are buying hybrids. It is hard to keep up with the Jones's when they keep changing.
Be a leader for once instead of a sheep for a change, start your own fashion. Oil Sheiks be damned.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
I feel sorry for anyone who drives with these outlandish gas prices, especially those who drive vehicles like Hummers. This is when I'm glad I have my feet to propel me where I'm going; I walk everywhere. (Have to; have no choice; can't afford a car, not even a dead one. LOL) The only Hummers I have are Matchbox sized. Think I'm too big to fit into them! LOL

Good write; I love Hummers!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your Hummer-lovin' Texas friend, Karen Lynn. :D
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