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How low can you go
by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER
Friday, October 30, 2009
Rated "PG13" by the Author.

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I have feelings you know, I mean come on, just cause I'm friends with your Brother, Brassieres, darn who'd thunk


 

 
 
 
Ok I do admit,
But hell, who gives a ,,,,,
You’re flirting with disaster,
If your underwear can’t master,
What’s wrong with wearing silk?
Isn’t all of your kind of ilk?
I do wear some sort of brasserie
Just above my knee,
Keeps things from rolling all about,
You don’t need it, there’s no doubt,
Victorias secrets fit me well,
If you don’t like it go to ,,,,,
You know what I mean,
The old Chinese and Persians look it up,
Wore underwear with sheen,
And even right on top,
Prejudices, nothing changes,
Agism, sexism, or any other kind of jissm,
I would have never thought,
You being sexist, sexless maybe,
That, I could have bought,
Anyway keep them dragons singing,
One more or less no matter,
At the rest of them, my balls be swinging,
Stop all that useless chatter.
Tomorrow night be ready,
I wanna hear that song,
And just to make sure it’s right,
For timing swing my dong.©30/10/2009
 
 
 
 
 
 



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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 10/31/2009
Swing low, real low, sweet charriot. Patrick
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 10/31/2009
Lil'brother Jasmin, you ain't but a bird of strange weird feathers, now, the questions is...can you fly or just run around like a dumb ostrich flapping those silly wings of yore? (them don't gonna take you to Sweden!)

EDvard

PS. maybe you should loan a brassiere from PeeWee!

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