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· DELUSIONS — Pragmatic Realism

· WALL — Love, Sex and Immortality

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· Essays on Human Potential, Volume I

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· It Started with Peter and Paul...

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· A Little White Pill

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· Arctic Idol

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· I am still a Fat Cat

· My Cat is Fat

· The Search

· Musica Universalis

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  I am a Fat Cat
by Stan I.S Law (aka Stanislaw Kapuscinski)
Friday, April 17, 2009
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Saga of a Fat Cat
Part Two

I am a fat cat. I swallowed a rat.
I also ate too much for dinner.
If I were a she,
I must agree,
I would be both, cuter and thinner.

We went to a vet, a doc she’d just met.
He promised to make her cat leaner.
To cut off my—you know…
(It’s just the last straw!)
I would be still too fat, but meaner.

Don’t ever toy with a tomcat’s joy.
Not if you’re a pirate from Somalia…
Don’t be a fool,
remember the rule:
Don’t even touch cat’s regalia.


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Reviewed by Mary Lacey, Desertrat 3/22/2012

I had a very fat cat, he'd run from a rat. He was a 'fraidy cat. Course he wasn't a time cat, just lazy ol' thing. I love your take on an animal's view.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray 10/2/2010
Cleverly concocted and well-shared via your verses, Stan. Love and peace to you,

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 7/26/2009
Giggle....cats are awesome, and you've offered some very helpful advice here. Good job.

Reviewed by Linda Settles 4/22/2009
When my youngest daughter was about eight years old, someone we knew got a vasectomy. Drawing her conclusions about the event from whispered conversation unintended for her ears, she concluded he had
been castrated. When she was ten, she brought her knowledge up in casual conversation. Imagine her relief (on behalf of the entire male gender) when we explained the true nature of the proceedure. She didn't think anyone should have to go through...that!
Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw) 4/17/2009
Hi Stan, Yep, it's the man's pride! LOL This sounds like my mother's cat... he thinks he's from Somalia... hahahaha

In Spirit,
Reviewed by Linda Hill 4/17/2009
Ha ha..enjoyed this little poem!

Many blessings,
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 4/17/2009
Holy cow I love it also..take care...Hugss
Reviewed by George Carroll 4/17/2009
Ha Ha Ha this brightened my day. Love it.

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DELUSIONS — Pragmatic Realism

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Dictionary of Biblical Symbolism - eBook

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THE GATE - Things my Mother told me.

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Sacha—The Way Back (Alexander Trilogy Book III)

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Alexander [Alexander Trilogy Book II]

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YESHUA, A Personal Memoir of the Missing years of Jesus

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