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SPANISH LESSON
by Gerald J Tate

Saturday, February 27, 2010
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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BEFORE YOU READ THE SECOND HALF BELOW, PLEASE HAVE A GO AND SEE IF YOU CAN WORK OUT WHAT THIS SPANISH NOTE MEANS IN ENGLISH.
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Si senor
Der dago, forte lorez inaro
Demaint lorez, demar trux
Fulov coosan ensan dux

 

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Si senor
There they go, forty lorries in a row
Them ain't lorries, them are trucks
Full of cows and hens and ducks

Fooled ya, HEE HEE

 

               G J Tate

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Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 3/1/2010
Hahahaha! You're hilarious, Gerry.


Anna
Reviewed by Sheila Roy 2/27/2010
I only took 2 years of spanish, but I knew something was fishy. Great one, Gerry.
Sheila
Reviewed by Paul Berube 2/27/2010
funny, my friend.



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