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FRUIT AND VEG ( THE FINALE )
by Gerald J Tate
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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The final goodbye to the vegetable saga.
Hee Hee
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Mr Apple and Mr Carrot both shook hands
They had decided to call up a truce
So the vegetables and fruit pack both agreed
They were simply losing too much juice

"Lets be friends together and party on
And promise that we'll really try"
But no sooner had they said these words
Entered Mr Onion with a big black eye

"As quickly as we make this truce
You fruit pack go back on your call"
"Oh no," cried Mr Onion, "It wasn't them
It was Mr Sausage and his friend, Meat Ball"

"So the meat parcel want a war then
Well, we'll show them who is boss
We fruit and veg will pull together
It will really be the meat parcel's loss"

So the fight began, and it was grusome
Mr Turnip broke Mr T-Bones back
And Mr Swede jumped on Mr Sausage
Turned them all into a neat flat pack

So the fruit and veg had a victory march
While the meat parcel crawled off in defeat
So eat you're fruit and veg good children
And stay away from fatty red meat

                   G J Tate

 

 

 

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Reviewed by Liana Margiva
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
And the veggies continued their victory march
When the meat attacked out of the blue
But Mr Broth decided he'd had quite enough
And turned the whole bunch into a stew.

Apologies for the liberties.
Loved the quadrilogy
Patrick

Reviewed by Chels Duncan
Certainly convinces me to eat fruit and veg
Chels
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Hahaha! And a fitting end to this saga.....very cute writing, my friend.

Anna
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
ha--very nice!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
I better drink some V-8, right now.
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Excellent piece of work. Well done, Ger.
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