Heat, heat, heat… my brain is turning to peat
And as the heat is turning much hotter
And I’m loosing my appetite to eat,
The peat’s boiling and turning to water.
But my hair is now much longer I think…
Whilst I perspire and begin to totter,
The hair follicles have plenty to drink,
Because they are now immersed in water.
© P. J. Oszmann (2006)
© Illustration created in Photoshop (2006)