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I have licence to kill.
by Peter J. Oszmann
Sunday, January 04, 2004

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I learned my poetry when I was six,

At age sixty-six I gave it a fix.

Switching to English from Hungarian,

My words became very pedestrian.

Once upon a time they used to have glow

They now just crawl about; travelling slow.

I write my poetry just to kill time,

I kill the language, the meter and rhyme.

Murdering the language gives me a thrill,

I’m a dentist; I have licence to kill!

Jew Be or Not Jew Be

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Reviewed by Claywoman	1/6/2004

You also have a license to amuse us who follow you with joy in our hearts!




Reviewed by jude forese	1/5/2004

very cool, humorous write ...




Reviewed by Sandie Angel	1/4/2004

HAHAHA! Love this write, Peter! Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu :o)




Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner	1/4/2004

(((peter))) LOL--enjoyed but not too fond of dentists :) (((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)




Reviewed by Kate Clifford	1/4/2004

LOL I loved this one. Thanks for the smile. You should see what I do with the english langague ......and it is my language!




Reviewed by Divinity 11	1/4/2004

AHAHAHHA verry witty, i really like it i prefer to write humorous too jessica aka gypsie




Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie	1/4/2004

Ha ha...I thought this was great, loved it! Reindeer




Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)	1/4/2004

He he he this is humorous but also serious...I too love the kill! ;O) Excellant writing Peter! Happy new Year ~Nikki~




Reviewed by Mr. Ed	1/4/2004

Love this, Peter! English can do that to a person. And I'm glad I don't have a toothache right now!!

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