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Carpal Tunnel Animosity (or Internet Mouse Hand)
by Carter Burke
Sunday, July 06, 2008
Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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A tongue-in-cheek view of the internet.

Pathetic appendage, I am not done.

There are pages

yet to be viewed.

Still, cramp you in weakness.

By God, let me surf.


My appointment with fame and destiny

will not wait, cannot be missed.

Disregard the insignificant injury

from overuse or too little potassium,

I insist.


Blogs must be written,

There is content to be added.

My right, my privilege to

address the masses

in song and skit,

laughing irreverence or witless wit.



the internet must be filled.

So what if I view porn

all day long, into the night,

and on until dawn.


I’ll get around to making a mark

when my exertions are done

and all that is to be viewed,

has been.

How long could that take?



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Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot 7/6/2008
OUCH!!! Now quit viewing porn! That's yer punishment :) Sayeth she whose hands cramp daily..from underuse of Magnesium!! RSI suck LOL, Carpal...doubly sucks....Hope you get some relief, and I will add to Lois advice here, stretch the fingers out....You prolly do anyway. YAK YAK at yah. :) Reeeegards
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 7/6/2008
Cute and I dearly love the humor, surf away....

Be always safe,
Reviewed by Lois Christensen 7/6/2008
It could take forever to read all of interest on the den. As to carpal tunnel keep your hands even and not leaning downward to be more comfortable. Use the fingers and move the hands very little.

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