My Toy-Maz-HunKia speaks Japanese
Or perhaps it is Chinese
I find myself in a lingual quandary
A few of its demands I feel sure I have met
Food, drink, doctor’s visits, licenses
Shoes, socks, shelter, the basic needs of life
Yes, my Toy-Maz-HunKia speaks Japanese
Or perhaps it is speaking Chinese
Or perhaps that little known language called Carese
Only a few men and fewer women seem to be versant
But all the Toy-Maz-HunKias speak quite clearly to them
Oh to understand that little known language, Carese
Or would it be automobilese?