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Happy comedy night, Valentine!
by Richard Conrad Henry
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Rated "R" by the Author.
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The last act of the evening
promises not much,
seems out of touch,
his mind elsewhere

but then,
like there's nothing to it
he surprises the yawns
with a super-hero gag

with his superior
sense of taste

capable of detecting the
smallest particles
and determine future actions

'One day,
he gets out of bed, walks to the bathroom, takes a piss, splashes water on his sleepy face,
looks in the mirror - perplex he smacks his lips one or twice, the eyes pop out and he screams:"Honey, are we going to have a baby?" '

I don't know about you
but about leaving...
I was ready.

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Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson 2/26/2007
wow ok that's how you did?
:) interesting way of putting it
(no pun intended)
but as always

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