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While Shaving My Cat
by pat medlin
Wednesday, June 01, 2011
Rated "G" by the Author.
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a little limerick just for fun.....i don't even KNOW a cat

I put on a hat
before shaving my cat
whose whiskers had grown quite long

I said if you'll sit
without throwing a fit
I promise to sing you this song

It was the wrong thing to say
I think he'd had a bad day
For straight to my head he did bong

So atop my hat
this cat now sat
gripping with nails sharp and long

It's safe to assume
I picked the wrong tune
for parts of my scalp are now gone



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Reviewed by Michael True
Funny how rhymes just pop into our minds, sometimes! cute. M.True
Reviewed by Joy Hale
What an amusing poem this is! Laughed out loud and chuckled all the way through it! Cleverly written with with wonderfully penned words. Love it! Joy L. Hale
Reviewed by CJ Heck
Pat, this is delightful. I love cats and I love this poem, too.
Hugs to you,
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Ouch, having three kitties I can sure relate to this wonderful tale...

Be always safe,
Reviewed by Morgan Merriweather
this is a perfect cat poem.....~ Morgan
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Reviewed by Richard King
Total waste of a good bong,,,,, Oh wait, I might be in the wrong poem. Fun one though. Thanks Pat. Dick
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Certainly a cat-aclysmic, cat-astrophe. I'd get even and grab him by his cattail. Patrick
Reviewed by Connie Faust
Ouch! That has to hurt! Good thing it's your imaginary cat.
Very cute and entertaining!

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Hahahaha! This is adorable, pat! Thanks for the chuckles...

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Haha! When I saw the title I knew I was in for an experience. Gotta love it.
Reviewed by D Johnson
Umm, let me think, was there a lesson to be learned here? Cute write.

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