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No Spring Chicken.
by Jenni Kalicharan

Wednesday, November 26, 2003

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He picked her up early one evening.

Looking desperate.

Said he couldn’t wait till his wife came home tonight.

Knowing she was no spring chicken,

she decided, “what the heck!”

and allowed this middle-aged, balding man

(on the prowl for a chick)

to take her to his spacious home.


Everything looked so wonderful there.

She was certain a feast was in store.

After making sure she was squeaky clean,

he laid her lustily on his kitchen table,

Her legs and breasts exposed.

looking at her and drooling all over himself.

His hands, unusually soft and gentle

 moistening her body all over with oils.

Spreading her legs apart,

licking his lips in anticipation…

Staring hungrily between her legs.


Various thoughts went through her mind,

This was one strange pervert.

But when his hands reached inside her

She felt so fulfilled. She felt stuffed!

Things started to get really hot now.

It was THAT time…

She knew it had to come soon enough.

She was ready.

She was well prepared..

She was….

Ready to be cooked and eaten

By this man and his wife..









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Reviewed by Debra Conklin 1/18/2004
Had a feeling it was going in this direction. Fun write.
Reviewed by E. Richardson 12/4/2003
hehheh...well this is funny...but it also is rather frightening...could easily be read as a cannibal poem...heheheheheh....for a minute there, I thought you were having a Stephen King moment....very well cone, Jenni
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 11/29/2003
Ha ha..this was funny, and unique!

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 11/29/2003
ya got me, jenni; this is absolutely hiLARious! LOL fun write; thanks for sharing! (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in america, karen lynn in texas. :D :D :D :D
Reviewed by john zimmerman 11/27/2003
This is pure Jenni, Jenni!

Such a good write

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 11/26/2003

You did it!!

Happy thanksgiving Jenni!!

love Tinka
Reviewed by Cynthia Borris 11/26/2003
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader) 11/26/2003
HAHAH Yes this is good.
Happy Thanksgiving.

Reviewed by Sandie Angel 11/26/2003
Hahaha! Jenni, you've got us fooled! Great write, and I love the ending! Heeeheee!

May Lu a.k.a. Sandie Ange :o)
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 11/26/2003
Hee, hee, you kind a had me going there.
You have a wonderful Thanksgiving my friend.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 11/26/2003
Aww, jeez! Ya got me!
Reviewed by Linda Hill 11/26/2003
Lol>>>Loved this write!!
Excellent Jenni!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford 11/26/2003
LOVE it!!!!!! Great write.
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