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In Search of Sleep
by CJ Heck
Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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In Search of Sleep

Sleep, you ornery rascal,
why is it you elude me?
Like a crush, you tease the senses,
you taunt me with your charms.
Needing you, I'm bribed and baited,
much smitten with desire.
Your allure in awkward places
has me always hiding yawns.
You deflower me in a movie,
you corrupt me on my couch.
Should you take up prostitution,
might I gladly buy some time?
Sleep come take me lying down,
not driving in my car!
Then sighing in depravity,
again I call from bed ...
Sleep, you naughty pervert,
I want you, take me now!

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Reviewed by Rusty Daily
What a great imagination, using sleep as a licentious libertine, as it were. Well, I hope you get some..sleep..in the right places. LOL
Wide Awake Hugs
Rusty
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
I don't see how sleep could resist after this poetic plea from you. Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
You're supposed to ask for Calgon to take you away. ;+)
Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher
Longing for sleep can truely be a pain! Most if it keeps slipping away. Cute pleading write.
Birgit and Roger
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