As I sit with remote in hand
watching my favorite TV
when a commercial comes on
I think there’s a conspiracy.
When the program stops for an ad
I switch to another station
and they have a cute little dog
getting served some Ken-L- Ration.
I switch again quick as I can
and possibly pick up a game
but there’s another commercial
and I can’t remember its name.
Commercials seem to be in sync
by now I forgot where I switched from
and I get those awful singers
from some crazy credit dot com.
I guess I need to spend money
to get myself a new Tivo
and fast forward through commercial
to watch a commercial free show.
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