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Kidney Stones --- for Fee
by Kathy Armijo

Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Picture is Fee's new money making "tasty stuff!"

Kidney Stones … for FEE



I’ve heard it said . . . that for a man,

Passing kidney stones is equivalent

To a woman giving birth

With one big exception . . .


When the stones come out

They are G O N E!  Yippee!!



If kidney stones

Were as beautiful

As Marilyn Monroe or Angelina Jolie

He’d have one draped on each arm.  What an armful!


If kidney stones were like diamonds

He’d want a lot . . .

The BIGGER, the better

Gracious!  What am I thinking?  What a riot!



Lastly, if kidney stones were as smooth as good bourbon

He’d gladly ‘make’ enough

Become a wealthy baron

And live off that tasty stuff



© Copyright – Kathy Armijo, 06-29-10


Note:  Fee I hope you enjoyed this silliness.  Really, really it was just a good opportunity to pick on you.  In truth, I hope you are much better.  Much love and healing is being sent your way via good vibes.


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Reviewed by E T Waldron 6/30/2010
This is great Kathy, and I'm sure Fee loved it, I hope he's fully recovered by now!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos 6/30/2010
Dear Kathy, as I am passing a few kidney stones myself at this time it only hurts when I laugh, lucky for you I am too far away! (LOL)


PS. don't know about birthing children's pain, but if it is true...don't expect a man to have more than one himself!!!

Reviewed by larry linville 6/30/2010
Thanks for the memories. My first kidney stone was biblical. I went to hospital on Good Friday and on Easter the stone rolled away. Oh, they hurt.
Reviewed by Paul Berube 6/30/2010
Very cute, Kathy. Well done.
Reviewed by Dawn Anderson 6/29/2010
Kathy, I've given birth to five children and I have had kidney stones twice...once sixteen years ago WHILE pregnant with my fourth child and again a year ago last January...and I can tell you,for me, kidney stones are a HECK of a lot worse!!! Cute write for Fee!
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 6/29/2010
You did great and yes, kidney stones hurt like hell. Not something to look forward too or wish on anyone...

Be always safe,
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 6/29/2010
funny stuff!
Reviewed by Felix Perry 6/29/2010
Too funny Kathy, and yea I wouldn't wish them on anybody for sure there was enough pain to last a long long time.
Reviewed by Christine Alwin 6/29/2010
...I gave birth to four babies and had 2 kidney stones...I am telling you ..the stones, though much smaller lol were Wayyyyy more painful..ouch!!!
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 6/29/2010
Had but one very small one in my life so far, and hope I never have way, no how...hope Fee feels okay...ed
Reviewed by Christine Tsen 6/29/2010
Runs in the family, even the babies, ouch.
Very clever and fun poem!!!
Reviewed by Walt Hardester 6/29/2010
Got to chime in......Hurts like a bitch.


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