Kidney Stones … for FEE
I’ve heard it said . . . that for a man,
Passing kidney stones is equivalent
To a woman giving birth
With one big exception . . .
When the stones come out
They are G O N E! Yippee!!
If kidney stones
Were as beautiful
As Marilyn Monroe or Angelina Jolie
He’d have one draped on each arm. What an armful!
If kidney stones were like diamonds
He’d want a lot . . .
The BIGGER, the better
Gracious! What am I thinking? What a riot!
Lastly, if kidney stones were as smooth as good bourbon
He’d gladly ‘make’ enough
Become a wealthy baron
And live off that tasty stuff
© Copyright – Kathy Armijo, 06-29-10
Note: Fee I hope you enjoyed this silliness. Really, really it was just a good opportunity to pick on you. In truth, I hope you are much better. Much love and healing is being sent your way via good vibes.