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Mr Driver
by Duane M Weide

Sunday, September 21, 2008
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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Damn!

Yup,

High on coffee,

Rolling along,

At warp speed,

Whistling a song,

I saw you,

Scurrying about,

Carrying nuts,

Along my route,

Hit the switch,

To 4x4,

300 points,

On the board,

Ran you flat,

Without even trying,

Thought I saw,

An eyeball flying,

Definitely guts,

Out your mouth,

Damn my Mercury,

Did me proud,

Drive on by,

Next afternoon,

Inspect my work,

See you soon,

Rotting in the sun,

Nice and cooked,

I’ll aim for your friends,

If I remember to look,

Yup.

 

 

 


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Reviewed by Sheila Roy 9/22/2008
Duane,
A fantastic follow-up to your previous post. You give us a different perspective, which is easier for most people to relate to. I picture a firm grip on the wheel and a determined expression, accompanied by a deep laugh. Way to write.
Sheila
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