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Pubic Hairs
by Duane M Weide

Friday, October 10, 2008
Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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>In the carpet, in the chair...<

I find them here,

Everywhere,

In the sheets,

Some in pairs,

These wiggly things,

Always there,

Peeking through,

Cushion chairs,

Why is this,

I can’t explain,

Not from me,

I always shave,

But they show,

Along with others,

Short or long,

In different colors,

Creeping so,

Such a bother,

Mysteriously under,

My white covers,

Is it mine,

That it’s from,

Can’t be though,

This ones blonde,

So who’s bush,

Whom it fell,

On my chicken,

In the grill,

Freakin’ things,

Sprouting up,

On my danish,

In my cup,

Stuck on soap,

Around the sofa,

Tangled in,

My new loafers,

No matter what,

That I do,

I always find,

One or two.


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Reviewed by Sheila Roy 10/11/2008
Your sense of humor is amazing. This is another topic I would not think to write about. Way to keep us on our toes:)...(tiptoeing `round the pubes)
Sheila
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